Getting girls to send pictures via text!?!

[BoyWonder2]

Guys and girls your help please,

Basically in my line of work I'm on the phone to customers all day long, flirting with the women and laughing and joking with the fellas selling industrial consumables (**** basically).

One of the companies I deal with, Denholm in Plymouth, has a bird working for them who is leaving on friday. Shes 31 and not got a fella. On the phone see sounds like a right laugh and I always ring her on a friday for tips on drinks for the weekend and speak to her monday and share stories from the weekend just gone.

Now I spoke to her on monday and tried to find if she is on MySpace or facebook but she aint so I picked up her mobile number instead. I was texting her last night and emailing her today and I still have no idea what she looks like.

How do I steer the conversation towards her sending me a picture of her, without sounding like a stalker or anything. I don't wanna blow anything because she is gonna be working at a constrution site in Plymouth so theres a good chance I will be dealing with her in the future as well.

So I leave it to you, the people of SZ to advise me...

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Get her chatting about some dapsy subject like hairstyles or favourite eye colour, then steer the conversation into getting her to MMS you a piccy!

Thought this thread was going to be about trying to convince her to send a pic "au naturelle" to be honest.......... ;)

 

[BoyWonder2]

Get her chatting about some dapsy subject like hairstyles or favourite eye colour, then steer the conversation into getting her to MMS you a piccy!

Thought this thread was going to be about trying to convince her to send a pic "au naturelle" to be honest.......... ;)

Well the plan is to get some of her then decide whether I want anything else.

I've had plenty of girls send me pictures of them au naturelle, lovely to share round with the lads.

 

[Cricko2]

Blimey and she is ten years older than you;) ....I agree with Rich above.

 

[Pubey]

agreed... find out what she is like and then say you love blondes/brunettes then ask for a pic!

 

[chadded]

Send a pic of yourself, and ask for one back. Don't beat around the bush. :)

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

Don't F*ck about, just say send me a picture of your pussy, if she don't she obviously aint what your looking for...

... or should I say aint what I would be looking for!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Don't F*ck about, just say send me a picture of your pussy, if she don't she obviously aint what your looking for...

... or should I say aint what I would be looking for!

....what if she only has a budgie?:confused:

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

....what if she only has a budgie?:confused:

C r y . . .

 

[mattytheshrimper]

Don't F*ck about, just say send me a picture of your pussy, if she don't she obviously aint what your looking for...

... or should I say aint what I would be looking for!

straight to the point. i like it!

 

[BoyWonder2]

Don't F*ck about, just say send me a picture of your pussy, if she don't she obviously aint what your looking for...

... or should I say aint what I would be looking for!

I don't really know what I'm looking for. Its just a bit of fun at the moment, but I wanna know what she looks like because I want to go down to Plymouth next year and meet some of my customers in my free time to try to get more out of them, and if she was a fittie would be worth popping in and saying hello.

Cheers for the advise guys, keep it coming.

 

[shrimpled]

If anyone has any advice on how to get girls to send them 'au naturelle' pictures it would also be greatly received.:angel:

 

[scrounger]

The answer to your thread is: "Please can I have picture of you, preferably naked".

 

[DTS]

Personally I would be tempted to say something along the lines of I bet you have a great figure. I would warn you I have chatted up birds at distance for a while now and they are rarely nice.....But fingers crossed.

 

[Flinty]

echoing Dave's comments...in my experience if they sound drop dead georgous on the phone they usually turn out to be right munters!!!:minger:

 

[grayhound]

You need to speak to simac21 hes the master at this. Hes got about 40+ pictures of differnet birds on his phone.

The question that the we all ask him is what sort of picture does he send to them in the first place?!?

On second thoughts id rather not know

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Always remember the mnemonic:

Dulcet tone
Down the phone?
Get no bone:
Add three stone.

 

[Pubey]

how's it gone? don't forget you have to post the pic on here!

 

[Desert Shrimper]

You need to speak to simac21 hes the master at this. Hes got about 40+ pictures of differnet birds on his phone.

In that case, he and DtS should have a "phone off" - from what I've seen, my money would be on Dave.....

:fury:

 

[DTS]

In that case, he and DtS should have a "phone off" - from what I've seen, my money would be on Dave.....

:fury:

Hope to see you saturday night for a beer. I have moved now so come over mate. I have a few snaps that will send you blind !!!!!!!!