Funny Newspaper Headlines..........

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Either make them up or quote a real one......This is a real one

Foul Play suspected in Death of man Found Handless, bound, gagged and hanged

 

[londonblue]

Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Voluntry worker strikes for Higher Pay

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Harrold gets Golden Boot

 

[EastStandBlue]

Whoever is the sub for the Eastbourne Herald has a great sense of humour, some of the headlines are brilliant.

"Mystery Smell Revealed" was one of my favourites. Slow news day...

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Man Recovering after fatal attack

 

[RobM]

Marie Celeste arrives 110 years late!

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

That was fantastic!

 

[Firestorm]

Freddy Starr ate my Hamster

Japanese fleet begins annual Jade Goody hunt

 

[J]

Freddy and the dreamers...


after that glorious night at the hall!

 

[Bluesmanager]

France 29 England 0

A actual headline in France refferring the number of players said nations have left in the Aussie Open.

 

[Gremlin]

Shell found on beach

I think this was from the Brighton Evening Argus many years ago. The shell being referred to was of course a bomb but the lack of clarity in the headline has always made me grin.

 

[Reg Martin]

Book lack in Ongar

Not sure if this ever really appeared in a paper but it often gets quoted

 

[Vange Shrimper]

The Jay Leno programme has some brilliant headlines on there. Some stupid ones are:

Murderer says detective ruined his reputation
Lost: Search & Rescue Dog

And an advert:

Camargo Cadillac will be open today 12pm-4pm for the 72 hour sale.

Silly Americans :D ;)

 

[The Big Shrimp]

My Favourite from the Sun:

Shrimps 1 Prawns 0.

How I laughed at the Red Manc Scum that night & ever since!!

 

[mattytheshrimper]

Harrold gets Golden Boot

hahaha brilliant.

 

[canveyshrimper]

MAN HIT BY TRAIN - CRITICAL

Critical?:confused:

If that was me I'd be downright f*cking abusive.;)