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MK Shrimper
Striker
I know. Everyone knows it's a love story.
londonblue
Topgun Pilot
Rom Com I think you meant.
dingleydangley
Coach⭐
A whole film about the toileting arrangements for animals in captivity? Well I never.
Razam
Coach
lol - it reminds me of a conversation I heard (2 colleagues who sat behind me). It was lucky that I actually emailed it to my colleague who sat next to me, but was on leave that day. I managed to find the email in the archives...
(LG is a nickname we gave to a guy coz he sounds just like Lloyd Grosman)
LG: The problem with Curry is it’s just liquid.
JP: I disagree.
LG: You could add any old meat and it wouldn’t make a difference.
JP: So what did you get then. Red meat?
LG: I got both. Its got pork. See I’m not like you, I can go for both, and not just one or the other.
JP: But you said you wanted red meat.
LG: No. But I’ve got both
JP: You said you wanted red meat and didn't want other meat.
LG: But I’ve got red meat.
JP: But most of it is white meat....What’s that?
LG: MAN SAUCE!!
(LG is a nickname we gave to a guy coz he sounds just like Lloyd Grosman)
LG: The problem with Curry is it’s just liquid.
JP: I disagree.
LG: You could add any old meat and it wouldn’t make a difference.
JP: So what did you get then. Red meat?
LG: I got both. Its got pork. See I’m not like you, I can go for both, and not just one or the other.
JP: But you said you wanted red meat.
LG: No. But I’ve got both
JP: You said you wanted red meat and didn't want other meat.
LG: But I’ve got red meat.
JP: But most of it is white meat....What’s that?
LG: MAN SAUCE!!
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