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From todays Sun

Leeboy

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Staff member
Dear Deidre,

'I think I've got a gambling problem.Every time I go down to my local I buy a drink then spend the rest of my money on the fruit machines. At first it was just a couple of quid now and again, but lately I can't seem to resist playing every time I'm out. I always end up spending everything I've got and usually lose. It's getting so bad I'm having trouble paying my debts, bills etc.
I kidded myself that I could stop any time, I've even tried taking less money out with me, but I soon missed the excitement and the thrill of taking risks.'

Does this sound like anyone we know?
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Sep. 08 2004,12:18)]Dear Deidre,

'I think I've got a gambling problem.Every time I go down to my local I buy a drink then spend the rest of my money on the fruit machines. At first it was just a couple of quid now and again, but lately I can't seem to resist playing every time I'm out. I always end up spending everything I've got and usually lose. It's getting so bad I'm having trouble paying my debts, bills etc.
I kidded myself that I could stop any time, I've even tried taking less money out with me, but I soon missed the excitement and the thrill of taking risks.'

Does this sound like anyone we know?  
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To think some1 didnt even txt me back and took all the credit for it!

Dave
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Usual_Suspect @ Sep. 08 2004,12:30)]Looks like your Mrs has written in to the left of that one Lee
What's this one ?

Dear Deirdre,

My fiancé insists on wearing his flippers in bed ?..................
 

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