From todays Sun

[Leeboy]

Dear Deidre,

'I think I've got a gambling problem.Every time I go down to my local I buy a drink then spend the rest of my money on the fruit machines. At first it was just a couple of quid now and again, but lately I can't seem to resist playing every time I'm out. I always end up spending everything I've got and usually lose. It's getting so bad I'm having trouble paying my debts, bills etc.
I kidded myself that I could stop any time, I've even tried taking less money out with me, but I soon missed the excitement and the thrill of taking risks.'

Does this sound like anyone we know?

 

[blues_r_best]

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Looks like your Mrs has written in to the left of that one Lee

 

[Leeboy]

can't be me, it says a minute

 

[Davros]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Sep. 08 2004,12:18)]Dear Deidre,

'I think I've got a gambling problem.Every time I go down to my local I buy a drink then spend the rest of my money on the fruit machines. At first it was just a couple of quid now and again, but lately I can't seem to resist playing every time I'm out. I always end up spending everything I've got and usually lose. It's getting so bad I'm having trouble paying my debts, bills etc.
I kidded myself that I could stop any time, I've even tried taking less money out with me, but I soon missed the excitement and the thrill of taking risks.'

Does this sound like anyone we know?  

To think some1 didnt even txt me back and took all the credit for it!

Dave

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Usual_Suspect @ Sep. 08 2004,12:30)]Looks like your Mrs has written in to the left of that one Lee

What's this one ?

Dear Deirdre,

My fiancé insists on wearing his flippers in bed ?..................

 

[The General]

The debts/bills thing is the giveaway though ...