Friday Laugh

the dark deshrimper · Dec 12, 2003

A man and his wife decide to have a child. However when the child is born, it is nothing but a human head. Completly stricken by the event, the father vows even though his 'son' may not be perfect, he will still love it as if he was any normal boy.
As the head grows up, his father plays football with the head, and takes the head too see the world.

It is now the heads 16th birthday and too celebrate the father decides to take his son out for its first point.

They arrive at the pub and the father orders a pint for his son. The head drinks it and all of a sudden a torseo appears. Delighted at this the father orders his son another pint. Hi son drinks it and two legs appear. His father astounded at this keeps ordering pint after pint until his son has all the body parts normal people have.

As the son leaves the pub, he is completely drunk from all the beer. The effect of his drunkness is he walks in the middle of the road and gets hit by a car.

The Morale of the story...

Quit while your ahead

Ron Manager · Dec 12, 2003

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Quote[/b] (the dark deshrimper @ Dec. 12 2003,17:41)]A man and his wife decide to have a child. However when the child is born, it is nothing but a human head. Completly stricken by the event, the father vows even though his 'son' may not be perfect, he will still love it as if he was any normal boy.
As the head grows up, his father plays football with the head, and takes the head too see the world.

It is now the heads 16th birthday and too celebrate the father decides to take his son out for its first point.

They arrive at the pub and the father orders a pint for his son. The head drinks it and all of a sudden a torseo appears. Delighted at this the father orders his son another pint. Hi son drinks it and two legs appear. His father astounded at this keeps ordering pint after pint until his son has all the body parts normal people have.

As the son leaves the pub, he is completely drunk from all the beer. The effect of his drunkness is he walks in the middle of the road and gets hit by a car.

The Morale of the story...

Quit while your ahead

That's a slightly different version of one of my favourite jokes of all time!!!!!

Another of my faves is -

Once upon a time there was a Daddy potato and his three potato daughters. One day the eldest daughter asked her father for his permission to get married.
"Well, who are you going to marry?" asked Daddy Potato
"A King Edward" replied his daughter
"Well of course you have my permission" said Daddy "Royalty in the family, how marvelous!"
They then went off, married and lived happily ever after.

Six months later the middle daughter came to her father and asked the same question.
"Are you going to be marrying a King Edward like your sister?" asked Daddy
"No, I'm going to be marrying a Highlander" she replied
"Oh, Scottish nobility - of course you may marry!" said Daddy
They too lived happily ever after.

Six months further on the youngest daughter asked her father for permission to marry.
"Will you be marrying a King Edward?" he asked
"No"
"A Highlander?"
"No"
"Well who exactly are you wanting to marry?" Daddy enquired
"Harry Carpenter"
"YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM - HE'S A COMMENTATOR!!!"

I thank you................