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Just found this and it made me crack up!!
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Friday Funny
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davewebbsbrain
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> A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
>
> She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
>
>
> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
>
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ' Mary , why didn't you
> raise your hand?'
>
> 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
>
> The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
>
> 'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
>
> The teacher could not believe her ears. ' Mary , why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'
>
> 'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'
>
> 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.
>
> You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..
>
> What if your mum was a pr0stitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would
> you be then?'
>
> 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
> A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
>
> She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
>
>
> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
>
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ' Mary , why didn't you
> raise your hand?'
>
> 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
>
> The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
>
> 'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
>
> The teacher could not believe her ears. ' Mary , why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'
>
> 'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'
>
> 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.
>
> You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..
>
> What if your mum was a pr0stitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would
> you be then?'
>
> 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
chapperzUK
Guest
haha. both are great. :D
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