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Friday's Joke

Thread starter southend4ever
Start date Jul 9, 2004
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southend4ever

I used to play a little.

Jul 9, 2004

Q. What is the difference between an aeroplane kit and David Beckham?

A.One is a glueless kit, the other is a clueless git.

Q. What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common?

A. Both come in a Posh Box.

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank.
"I'd like to donate some sperm," he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly, Sir," she replies. "Have you donated before?"
"Yes," replies Beckham, "you should have my details on your computer."
"Oh, Yes, I've found your details," says the receptionist, "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help to donate sperm?" asks Beckham.
"Well," the receptionist replies, "it says on your record that you're a useless w***er."

S4E

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