South Bank Hank
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So it would seem that our hugely over-rated ex-Conference player Eastwood has benefitted from a ridiculously poor defensive showing at struggling Bristol City to bag himself a lucky hat-trick on his birthday.
No doubt there'll be a number of scouts at the next few games.
In the spirit of humanity (and to prevent fans of any other club having to put up with the sort of half-hearted lack of effort we see from Eastwood every match) I'd like to save any of you scouts the frustration of a wasted journey.
Freddy Eastwood is absolutely rubbish.
I trust that other fans will join me in providing an honest and un-biased view on the lack of ability that this man carries onto the field. Seriously, bring back Graeme Jones so we can have a bit of quality in the side.
Freddy Eastwood - we're carrying him.
So s%&te is he that half of our fans can't even be bothered to get his name right.
No doubt there'll be a number of scouts at the next few games.
In the spirit of humanity (and to prevent fans of any other club having to put up with the sort of half-hearted lack of effort we see from Eastwood every match) I'd like to save any of you scouts the frustration of a wasted journey.
Freddy Eastwood is absolutely rubbish.
I trust that other fans will join me in providing an honest and un-biased view on the lack of ability that this man carries onto the field. Seriously, bring back Graeme Jones so we can have a bit of quality in the side.
Freddy Eastwood - we're carrying him.
So s%&te is he that half of our fans can't even be bothered to get his name right.