Frankenstein's Southend monster

[Pubey]

Ok, so we need the following body parts...

Head (heading):
Strength:
Heart:
Pace:
Privates:
Left leg:
Right leg:

Any other body parts can be suggested (Daryl's arse).

 

[FarmdogSUFC]

Mohsni... :unsure:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Sir Stanley Victor Collymore's right leg
Sir Steve Tilson's Heart.
Sir Chrissy Powell's Strength.

Anyone in our history but Foran's love sausage.

 

[Beefy]

Efe Sodje's head.
Wayne Gray's pace

 

[Beefy]

Anyone in our history but Foran's love sausage.

Tes Bramble's?

 

[OldBlueLady]

I'll allow Stan's right lower leg, as long as we can have Freddy's thighs!

 

[southend4ever]

Pubey, do you work in marketing?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Tes Bramble's?

Or him or Liam Dickinson's come to think of it.

Dirty dirty boys.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Jason Lee's "haircut".

 

[Pubey]

Pubey, do you work in marketing?

I don't, I work in health research, and I've got some mates who work in genetics....

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[fbm]

Collymore's privates.

Bill Garners head.

Wayne Gray's pace.

Anton Otulakowski's eyebrows.

If you want an authentic Frankenstein head, what about Steve Yates?

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Jason Lee's "haircut".

I'll go with that!

Can I suggest the fashion sense of Andy Sussex would be welcome :thumbsup: :nope::hilarious:

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Who was the player that came down from Scotland and then spent about 7 years on the sidelines with a broken toe?

Thomson? Thompson?

Perhaps the toe could be re-cycled as it didn't get a great deal of time in a boot .................

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Pace - we did have a player (as part of Webby's team?) who was featured on the telly for being fast over 100 yards, didn't we?

 

[Jam_Man]

Pace - we did have a player (as part of Webby's team?) who was featured on the telly for being fast over 100 yard, didn't we?

Chris Powell took place in the quickest player trials. He wasnt actually very quick though compared to those he ran against.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Nicky Nicolau's "tan"

 

[Lord Football]

Ricky Otto's willy.....

 

[Shrimpers are Magic]

Who was the player that came down from Scotland and then spent about 7 years on the sidelines with a broken toe?

Thomson? Thompson?

Perhaps the toe could be re-cycled as it didn't get a great deal of time in a boot .................

Andy Thomson

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

That's the fellow! Andy Thomson ........ so much promise! Where have I heard that before? :blush:

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Perhaps, like, you know, errrhhh, you know, the like voice, you know of yeah, we should have won it to be like, you know, honest, Steve Tilson.