For anyone who has played football at any level...

[Pubey]

http://angleofpostandbar.blogspot.com/2011/01/wheres-talking.html

Absolutely fantastic, I think I'm guilty of all of them!:smile:

 

[DTS]

Classic. So true of all of them. Good find.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

There are so many cliches on there...such a fantastic read.

Stand him up, it's still 0-0, it's sunday, let's roast em.....i love em all.

Makes me wanna pull a shirt on again..SZ needs a vets team...ORM, sort it out

 

[Onion_Bag_Dave]

ha! I like it! My most hated one ever is, 'They don't want it' when clearly we are three nil up and smashing them, hate it!

 

[Cricko]

I am surprised that the word "Squeeze" isn't in there.I seem to hear that a lot at games these days. :smile:

 

[Davros]

guilty your honour

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I am surprised that the word "Squeeze" isn't in there.I seem to hear that a lot at games these days. :smile:

Only in the SZFC showers i'm led to believe John :omg:

 

[ian_the_girth]

Winning or losing it doesnt matter, you will often hear me shouting "come on, this lot are ****ing ****"

 

[bucket&spade.f.c]

I am surprised that the word "Squeeze" isn't in there.I seem to hear that a lot at games these days. :smile:

This seems to be a very common saying with experice Goal Keepers

 

[Napster]

Middle it!

ORM used to be very fond of the phrase "we're not talking out there!"

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

Haha love that. Great find.

 

[steveo]

Im sure the Zoners can add a few more:

Wheres the marking? Worth shouting when the bloke you are marking didnt score but someone else did.

Let the ball do the work. Often said to a team mate who is rubbish at beating people but persists in trying.

After coming off at half time 7-0 down, my Mum would say "they scored 7 in the first half, you can score 7 in the second half"

No Mum, they scored seven because they are miles better than us, and will probably score another 7 in the second half.

 

[JoshC]

Usually hear something along the lines of, 'Got the slope/wind with us next half, lets make it count!' to a disheartened team at half time no matter how little impact the slope/wind had on the 1st half....

'He doesn't want it there!' is a favourite of mine, usually aimed at a centre back after a shakey clearance, generally results in either a loss of confidence or his studs going through my ankle the next time i get the ball

 

[davewebbsbrain]

They don't want it enough

 

[Pubey]

Im sure the Zoners can add a few more:

Wheres the marking? Worth shouting when the bloke you are marking didnt score but someone else did.

Let the ball do the work. Often said to a team mate who is rubbish at beating people but persists in trying.

After coming off at half time 7-0 down, my Mum would say "they scored 7 in the first half, you can score 7 in the second half"

No Mum, they scored seven because they are miles better than us, and will probably score another 7 in the second half.

Lol, your mum sounds like a legend (but clueless about football!)

 

[Pubey]

[video=youtube;thWqNof5nXA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWqNof5nXA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

(very strong language)

 

[JoshC]

Love the confusion on everyones faces when he starts talking about the woman doing the marathon. Brilliant!