Fickle fan, Oh Fickle Fan..........

[prittlewellshrimper]

[/LIST] Sung to the tune of " Smelly Cat" by the blonde dippy one in Channel 4's Friends.

• Fickle Fan ,oh Fickle Fan , how can you call yourself a man ?

• When the team comes out you dont even clap, but the first mistake and you're on their backs.

• Fickle Fan , Oh Fickle Fan , how can you call yourself a man ?

• Sit on your hands until we lose , then fill the air with jeers and boos.

• Fickle Fan , Oh Fickle Fan , How can you call yourself a man ?

• All you want to do is decry and pick fault , I ask out loud "Do you call that support ?".

• Fickle Fan Oh Fickle Fan , How can you call yourself a man ?

• Two promotions on the spin , but you bawl "Tilly Out ! " when we don't win .

• Fikle Fan oh Fickle Fan . How can you call yourself a man ?.

• When the going gets rough we've gotta be tough , but you leave early and say " I've had enough".

• Fickle Fan oi ! Fickle Fan please uck off up the road and follow West Ham .

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

How long have you been sitting there trying to get "how do you call yourself a manW to fit?

Good effort

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Top effort - if not a bit weird. Perhaps it can be sung at the next home game?!?!?!?

 

[Maisie Shrimper]

You seem slightly wierd.

 

[Csboy]

Nice one Prittlewell shrimper that describes perfectly at least two posters on here who are only happy when they are whinging.

 

[BlueBeard]

Brilliant nearly as good as the original smelly cat. I for one would love to sing this one but I cant play the quitar as well as Phoebe

 

[prittlewellshrimper]

You seem slightly wierd.

Ahhh thank-you Maisie , why do you say that ?