Fern Britton: would you?

[C C Csiders]

I know she is a big girl. But I certainly would - I bet she goes at it like knives.

 

[Pubey]

absolute screamer... would do it for the banter and to slam her face on the headboard!

 

[Slipperduke]

If I was single and she was buying the drinks, then yes. Why the devil not?

*reinforces the bed*

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

If I was single and she was buying the drinks, then yes. Why the devil not?

*reinforces the bed*

So Mrs Slipper has been checking up on you then......

Carefully chosen words there Mr Macintosh?

 

[Slipperduke]

Loose lips sink ships, Glasgow. Can't be too careful in this present climate.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Loose lips sink ships

Oh dear God... :minger: :guns:

At least you were 'thinking outside the box' in the first part of your post...

:D

 

[Flinty]

I have to say when she was on Ready Steady Cook I would but now....mmmm a bit too big

 

[MrB]

Did you say Fearne Cotton? No? Oh....

 

[Benfleet A1]

Not while I breath in air.:eek:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I have to say when she was on Ready Steady Cook I would but now....mmmm a bit too big

Shame she's not the size she is now when she was on RSC, as I hear Homepride Flour were going to give her a sizeable sponsorship deal..............












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.........think about it .......

 

[South Bank Hank]

Shame she's not the size she is now when she was on RSC, as I hear Homepride Flour were going to give her a sizeable sponsorship deal..............












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.........think about it .......

Actually Glasgow, I'd really rather not.
And as for the initial question...

Gawd, NO!!