Favourite Sayings/Phrases.

[Shrimperio]

Especially at the work place.

'prior planning prevents **** poor performance'

'There's no such thing as problems, only challenges'

'When you dont like something but cant think of a way to improve it; we call that whinging'.

'The impossible we can do right away. Miracles take a little longer'.

'This will hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me'

:angel:

 

[fatshrimp]

"Taste this. It's horrible."

What a way to try and tempt someone...

Also, when somethings lost why ask "Where did you last see it?"

Both make me chuckle.

 

[Davros]

would you like to go large

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Having a Giraffe.

It ain't rocket.

 

[Ricey]

would you like to go large

I used to have to say that!

 

[Uncle Leo]

"F**k my old boots"

 

[Slipperduke]

"F**k my old boots"

That's one of my favourites. I first heard it uttered by Iron Maiden drummer Nicko McBrain on a rare EP.

 

[SARF]

Suduce my ancient footware

 

[canveyshrimper]

"F**k my old boots"

That really does remind me of the old man James. Threw me right back to Lloret de Mar 1972.:D

 

[Uncle Leo]

That really does remind me of the old man James. Threw me right back to Lloret de Mar 1972.:D

Blimey! I had no idea (or maybe I did subconsciously) that that was one of Dad's.

It was very much my phrase of the weekend in Sevilla last week...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

"Magic darts"

(courtesy of Sid Waddell's comment: There's only one word for that, and it's "magic darts".)

:D

 

[ian_the_girth]

my fav saying is:
"i'll try anything once, & twice if i like it"

 

[Tinks]

One of mine and probably you male's will not appreciate this, but some of the females will.
When the weather forcast comes on the telly and the presenter says "tomorrow we will have sunny periods" i shout back at the them and say
"I have periods but there never sunny"

 

[mattytheshrimper]

any holes a goal!

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

"Famous" is my favourite saying...Those of you who know me will already know this i'm sure

 

[GrimmRobes]

"Mother's ****!" is my favourite exclamation - overheard in a trucker's cafe be a friend of mine and we've since adopted it.