Favourite Anti-Col U song

[DTS]

Colchester United - The Ewes, The Scum, The inbreads, The **** burglers call them what you will. It occured to me today that we really do have a lot of anti colchester songs.

But which one is your favourite?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Layer Rd is falling down - shame really it's days are numbered.
Cuckoo Farm is falling down doesn't have the same ring!

 

[scrounger]

"Col Ewe fan on a piece of a string"

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Layer Rd is falling down - shame really it's days are numbered.
Cuckoo Farm is falling down doesn't have the same ring!

However, the amusing nature of the name 'Cuckoo Farm' makes up for it!
I quite like the Col Ewe fan on a piece of string' one, despite it's violent connotations.

 

[DTS]

Layer Rd is falling down - shame really it's days are numbered.
Cuckoo Farm is falling down doesn't have the same ring!

Can someone add this option....Whoops.....:hilarious:

 

[C C Csiders]

My favourite, and one I always give a rendition of, driving up and down the A12 when reaching the Colchester signs, is "Colchester, w**k, w**k, w**k, Colchester, w**k, w**k, w**k". Much to the bemusement of my wife and kids, if they are in the car.

 

[Cricko]

Can someone add this option....Whoops.....:hilarious:

Done Sir...

 

[SUFC_Al]

got to love "your father is your brother, your sister is your mother, you're all shagging each other, the Col U family" der-der-der-der INBRED! :hilarious:

 

[DTS]

My favourite, and one I always give a rendition of, driving up and down the A12 when reaching the Colchester signs, is "Colchester, w**k, w**k, w**k, Colchester, w**k, w**k, w**k". Much to the bemusement of my wife and kids, if they are in the car.

Funny as every time I come through the Dartford tunnel I chant "Essex Essex" as well...Only coming into Essex obviously.....

 

[TrueBlue]

GASSSS Col U U U were the famous CS Crew!!!

 

[grayhound]

got to love "your father is your brother, your sister is your mother, you're all shagging each other, the Col U family" der-der-der-der INBRED! :hilarious:

Agreed its all about this song. Especially when theres a crowd full of people giving it the "der-der-der-der INBRED!"

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Agreed its all about this song. Especially when theres a crowd full of people giving it the "der-der-der-der INBRED!"

This is a great song, but can (and is) be directed at a number of other teams. I prefer the more Col Ewe specific ones. :D

 

[SUFCEssex]

col ewe fan on a piece of string gets my vote.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

My favourite, and one I always give a rendition of, driving up and down the A12 when reaching the Colchester signs, is "Colchester, w**k, w**k, w**k, Colchester, w**k, w**k, w**k". Much to the bemusement of my wife and kids, if they are in the car.

Always thought this was our QPR chant!!

 

[Suffolk Blue]

The Col U fan on a piece of string is pretty original, or at least not widely used (as far as I know).

as for the others:
- We hate Col U and we hate Col U - about the most generic chant there is.
- Hello Hello we are the Southend boys - as above.
- When I was just a little boy - Leeds/Pompey really own this.
- Your father is your brother - not specific to Col U we use this for Orient, Gills etc.
- They be one team in Essex in the merry month of may - if this is the one I remember then I haven't heard this for years.
- We had joy we had fun we had Watford on the run was the original (c1974).
- Gas Col u u u - Like it (as long as it's CS gas we're talking about rather than Zyklon-B). Not heard it though outside of the Drury Arms.
Dolly Partons working 9-5 - never heard this.
Layer Road is falling down - again very generic.

 

[I 8 COLU]

Layer Rd is falling down - shame really it's days are numbered.
Cuckoo Farm is falling down doesn't have the same ring!

Never mind we can then sing to them-
Your grounds to big for you, you’re ground to big for you
Or
Nice ground, **** team, nice ground **** team

 

[DTS]

I put this one if for the winkle crew members....They often chant this when going into battle mate.

 

[DTS]

Also the Col U fan on a peice of string is sort of a rip off of an England song.

"When I was younger and I had no sense
I brough a flute for 50 pence
They only tune that I can play
Was **** the pope and the IRA"

 

[Uncle Leo]

Funny as every time I come through the Dartford tunnel I chant "Essex Essex" as well...Only coming into Essex obviously.....

I do exactly the same as I go past the 'Welcome To Essex' sign on the M25 by the Holmesdale Tunnel.

Glad it's not just me :o

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I do exactly the same as I go past the 'Welcome To Essex' sign on the M25 by the Holmesdale Tunnel.

Glad it's not just me :o

I do it at the Essex sign on the A12 coming out of Suffolk if I'm staying with the olds & heading down to Southend.

Also threatened the Mrs once that I'd kiss the tarmac at Stansted (Pope style) but the threat & look on her face as I got off the plane was far more worthwhile than actually doing it & looking a bit of a plank!