Favorite Simpsons quotes

[sufc_tom]

Here are some of mine

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S.M.R.T., No-no wait.. S.M.A.R.T

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

I got a lot of them from here...

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

 

[TrueBlue]

<Ahem> If I could just say a few words.... I would be a better public speaker

 

[manor15]

Homer: Every time I learn something new it pushes something else out of my brain, remember the time I did a wine tasting course and forgot how to drive?

 

[shrimpermatt]

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S.M.R.T., No-no wait.. S.M.A.R.T

did you know that wasnt actually scripted. The guy who voices Homer ( i cant remember his name) said it accidently.

anyway there are too many good quotes from the simpsons. here are a few from the episode on channel 4 now :)

Homer: you wanna be emancipated, dont you like being a dude?

Homer: Your mine till your 18 and when your 17 ill know the end is near so ill work you like a dog

 

[Basildon Blue]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

mmmm.... something..

 

[Dave of the Match]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

 

[Dave of the Match]

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

 

[They Call It Madness!!!]

Lisa : (saying something about Homer becoming a teacher and what syle of teaching will he have)?

Homer replies completely oblivious to what she has just said with -

'Yes Lisa...Daddys a teacher!'

Great Line!

 

[ibwiajwa]

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

 

[Mad Cyril]

"That putt is impossible. Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it."

"Don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals...........except the weasel."

 

[manor15]

Not one from the Simpsons but my mate said something very Simpson like. When we were in Top Man in Southend going up the escalator and on the front bit of the escalator steps it says "Up To Top Man" and my friend said, "How did they paint that on? Wouldn't it have cut their hands off?" I just laughed

 

[GBJ]

Marge: what do you want for dinner homie

Homer: steak?

Marge: no homer money is too tight for steak

Homer steak?

Marge: (sighs, rolls eyes) sure homie steak

 

[GBJ]

Lisa: dad i had a nightmare

Homer: arrr, come on honey, climb in bed and tell daddy all about it

Lisa: well, it was probably nothing, i just imagined there was a boogeyman...

Homer: BOOGEYMAN!

Homer: Bart, i don't wanna alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house

 

[Benfleet A1]

I'm Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins
Homer Simpson smiling politely.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Mr Burns: "Simpson! Hand me an open-faced club. A sand wedge"

Homer: "Mmmmmmmmm open-faced club sandwich..."

 

[The Big Shrimp]

The one I use a lot. Damned if i do, damned if I don't!

Such a good quote to use!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Mr Burns giving a speech and gets heckled by the crowd.

Burns to Smithers: Are they saying boo?
Smithers: No, they're saying boo-urns, boo-urns.
Burns to crowd: Are you saying boo or boo-urns?
Crowd: Boo, boo
Hans Moleman (amongst the boos): I was saying Boo-urns.

 

[* ORM *]

Continuity Announcer - and that's the last in the present series and in fact for life.

 

[BalmainShrimper]

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems!