FA Cup or Kylie Minogue?

[SUFC Forever]

If a genie came down to Earth and said to you that as you had been very good, they had rewarded you with a treat beyond your wildest dreams and you could either of two options to thereby brighten up your life forever, namely -

1. A week on a sundrenched island in the West Indies with one of the following three - Kylie, Melissa Theuriau or Carmen Electra for sun, sea, booze, carnal encounters and total debauchery beyond your wildest dreams :D

or

2. Southend to reach the FA Cup Final v Arsenal this season, hold the Gooner scum for the whole game throughout before Matt Harrold breaks away in the 90th minute, one on one with Almunia, before calmly slotting the winner away with the last kick of the game to bring the cup back to Roots Hall for the very first time to scenes of almost orgasmic proportions.

You can only have one and the genie wants an answer - which one would you choose?:confused: :confused: :confused:

 

[Smiffy]

Easy choice for me..

Option 2 without a shadow of a doubt!

 

[mattytheshrimper]

option 2. not an easy decision though.

for the record out of the three i would have to kylie

 

[Medway Blue]

Hmmm...tough one. Let me think about it. Melissa Theuriau is fit though - you wouldn't look bad hanging out the back of that.

 

[Medway Blue]

Actually, i'll take one. Look at the wording of your question - Southend to win the FA Cup THIS SEASON. If you'd said Southend to win the FA Cup at any time in their future, I'd choose that.....but there are other seasons other than this one to win the FA Cup in :p

 

[canveyshrimper]

Easy option 2, I don't like the West Indies.:p

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Option 2 everytime!!

 

[J]

option 1.. and her to a bar and watch the final.

 

[SUFC Forever]

option 1.. and her to a bar and watch the final.

With which one though?:confused:

 

[Sean 2]

Kylie? She weren't bad but i've had better.
See you all at the final:)

 

[loz]

2, if only to end the 50 million Matt Harrold threads per week...

 

[Beefy]

2, if only to end the 50 million Matt Harrold threads per week...

A decent striker would have scored twice.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Southend every time!!!!!

 

[Spikey Shrimper]

I'd pass on Minogue and the rest just to see Harrold score in a league game!!!!!

:p

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

DOHH.....no Brainer......

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I'm going 2.
























Nah, not really :D

 

[ableson]

option 2, without a doubt, Southend are 400-1 to win the cup

just imagine the odds, correct score, and Matty to score the first goal. :hilarious:

 

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

option 2, without a doubt, Southend are 400-1 to win the cup

just imagine the odds, correct score, and Matty to score the first goal. :hilarious:

i think option one would be shorter odds

 

[ldnfatso]

i'd beat the genie up for being such a tight b@st@rd and demand both!

 

[GNH]

Option 1 all day long with Kylie. But i'd make sure i Sky+ the footy to watch when i got back!