Essex youth in handcuff trap

[Mad Cyril]

Essex youth in handcuff trap.

Why would you do something so stupid? Why did the police leave them there in the first place?

 

[Bluesmanager]

Maybe the fence was under arrest.

Or, more likely, it was a police officer being just a little bit thick...

 

[GBJ]

What a ****

 

[Pubey]

at least the dog escaped

 

[chadded]

Er, it's not exactly hard to get hold of a set of cuffs on the internet....

 

[EastStandBlue]

You have to be another level of stupid to do that... I would've left him there, it's natural selection and survival of the fittest. You, son, are definitely not fit to survive.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Many years ago I got shall we say a little punchy in Southend town center. Nothing nasty, just me and a few pals who had overdone it and were getting a bit silly. As we were giving it large handbags with each other a couple of plod turned up and advised us to bugger off home and sleep it off. Good advise but silly bollocks here had to start trying to be clever. I decided to bet the officer that I could put the cuffs on and get out of them in under 30 seconds ala Houdini. This copper was seriously getting the hump with me and advised I ****ed off sharpish or risk getting nicked. Guess what, I persisted and bet him £50 quid I could do it. I lost. I also spent the night in the cells (to sleep it off and no charges brought, thank you Southend plod) and was kicked out into the gathering gloom at the unholy hour of 5am to sod of home hungover with a 7 mile walk ahead of me.


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