Easiest profession

[DTS]

Me and the lads were having a debate as to which is the easiest proffesion to get hold of birds from.

Personally I reckon its Air Hostess......Mainly because there are loads down this way.

Anyone get any other thoughts and please dont say Prostitutes as it wont be funny.

 

[C C Csiders]

Girls Aloud. Had all of 'em. Except the ginga one, of course.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Nannies. They spend all day looking after screaming brats and are well up for some adult company when they get a night off.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Call-centre girls. No offence to anybody who has to work in one but they are "modern-day factories" with the demographic of people who 50 years ago would have been blue-collar now working in the call-centre sector.

Also generally found teachers to be fairly up for it without little persuasion!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Dec. 22 2006,11:03)]Girls Aloud. Had all of 'em. Except the ginga one, of course.

DAMN YOU CCC, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

 

[Pubey]

lecturers... they are f%cking gagging for it, believe me!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I forgot Nurses!
In my personal experience, they're never the size 8 perfect hair, perfect nails girls that a certain form of magazine publishing would have us believe but again generally they are usually well up for it and tend to "go the extra mile" if you get my drift

 

[Jam_Man]

Nurses.

edit : Gah Glasgow, beat me by seconds

 

[chaco27saf]

Not really a profession, but students are always easy. And before anyone says something, I'm talking about university students, I'm not a perv who goes after jail-bait!

 

[The Fitter]

Gotta go with nurses. Especialy after my recent experience.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Quote[/b] (chaco27saf @ Dec. 22 2006,11:52)]Not really a profession, but students are always easy. And before anyone says something, I'm talking about university students, I'm not a perv who goes after jail-bait!

Agreed. Students are mostly gagging for it.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Dec. 22 2006,12:03)]Girls Aloud. Had all of 'em. Except the ginga one, of course.

Of course. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole ...

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Anyway, to keep in the mood, for us here in Javea: holidaymakers!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Another vote for nurses from me.

 

[McNasty]

Barmaids can be a lot of fun. I should know !

 

[mattytheshrimper]

nurses for me. been up the hospital today as my mate a baby girl today and it was like a fit bird factory. loads of em

looks like nurses are winning!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Dec. 24 2006,18:59)]Barmaids can be a lot of fun. I should know !  

Barmaids are fun, but often tricky to, er, 'get hold of'.

A vote for uni students for me (not that they're a profession). So not really a vote at all.

Hmmm. I've only ever shagged barmaids and students!