Question Does My Housemate Have a Vagina?

EastStandBlue · Dec 11, 2009

This morning, I started to question my housemates manliness for the first time...

Got up this morning with no work so thought I'd make myself a quick bacon sarnie while listening to Sky Sports News before getting to the gym. I left the kitchen door open so I could hear about Dean Ashton finally realising he was "playing" for West Ham and retiring in shame, when my housemate ran up and slammed the door shut.

Now, I'd understand if we were out last night and he didn't want his piece of *** to see me in a pair of joggers cooking up some bacon, but he was in the middle of getting ready for work.

Upon opening the door he shouted out that if I'm cooking bacon I should keep the ****ing door shut because he didn't want to smell like bacon all day and he didn't want the rest of the house smelling like bacon when he got home. Now, if I intended on eating burnt bacon I could, possibly, agree with his sentiment. As I wasn't, and it was just regular bacon, I have come to the conclusion that he has developed a Vagina and will no longer be granted male status.

Am I right in doing so? Or is it perfectly reasonable for a man to not like the smell of bacon?

southend4ever · Dec 11, 2009

The bloke sounds like a poofta!! He needs to grow some testicles. He still has a chance to do so but he is a right ****ing gaylord for now.

MK Shrimper · Dec 11, 2009

Eau de Danepak.

I hope he doesn't work in a Mosque or Synagogue.

osymandus · Dec 11, 2009

Its a smell he finds offensive ? Is he Jewish ? Mind you it does get every where .
Men complain about things as they should so no problems there
(maybe if he'd broken a pint class scared it down the side of your face and cauterised your wound with your own still frying bacon will saying i ****ing ate Bacon that would have been more acceptable ?)

EastStandBlue · Dec 11, 2009

osymandus said:
Its a smell he finds offensive ? Is he Jewish ? Mind you it does get every where .
Men complain about things as they should so no problems there
(maybe if he'd broken a pint class scared it down the side of your face and cauterised your wound with your own still frying bacon will saying i ****ing ate Bacon that would have been more acceptable ?)

That would just make him a moody bitch with a vagina...

No, he's not jewish.

osymandus · Dec 11, 2009

EastStandBlue said:
That would just make him a moody bitch with a vagina...

No, he's not jewish.

Actually a psychopath, with a good grasp of imagination and teh affects of terror on teh human psyche as well as improvised everyday goods for torture implements .

EastStandBlue · Dec 11, 2009

osymandus said:
Actually a psychopath, with a good grasp of imagination and teh affects of terror on teh human psyche as well as improvised everyday goods for torture implements .

That's what I said, a moody bitch with a vagina.