Do you bash one out still???

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I was engaged in an interesting conversation at work yesterday about having a Thomas even though you have a partner.

As we all know, there is nothing better than bashing one out over your favourite porn when you are a youngster and the parents are out but now that you have a girlfriend/wife and you live with them, do you still bash the bishop?

Some guys still find it hard to admit they do, which is more of a woman’s attitude towards this sort of a question.

 

[DTS]

Fairly rare nowadays as the Mrs is normally home when I am so dont really get the chance of have the need. That said if she is away at her parents for the night and I am home along then there is a chance but most of the time I cant really be arsed.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Hell yea 2/3 times a day both with the wife whilst she is either doing bad/good things to/for me or alone,afternoon or night.Thanks to evolution i now make no mess so its all good.
Yesterday i helped the wife with hers then alas i feel asleep,nice though.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Hell yea 2/3 times a day both with the wife whilst she is either doing bad/good things to/for me or alone,afternoon or night.Thanks to evolution i now make no mess so its all good.
Yesterday i helped the wife with hers then alas i feel asleep,nice though.

Nothing wrong with falling asleep, that is what us blokes do!

 

[DTS]

Possibly the most one sides poll ever....???

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I should have said.........all you posters with lady garden's can vote as well.

I would have serious amounts of respect for any female poster who admits to DIY!!

 

[Bazza the dog]

All the time especially during the week as it can be a nice stress relief from the day.

Any man who says that don't is a liar.

 

[canveyshrimper]

The only downside I found is that I am now banned from Sainsbury's. :'(

 

[OldBlueLady]

WTF - who doesn't?

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

The only downside I found is that I am now banned from Sainsbury's. :'(

Cheapskate, you could at least have gone to Waitrose or marks & spencers.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Cheapskate, you could at least have gone to Waitrose or marks & spencers.

I do mate, what do you think the mayo is on their BLT sarnies? ;)

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

I do mate, what do you think the mayo is on their BLT sarnies? ;)

Is that why they are a £ more than anyone else's?.

 

[CarrowRoad_Hero]

Who doesn't do that? Surely there isn't an age where you stop bashing teh bishop, maybe just less often.

 

[Pubey]

only on public transport

 

[MK Shrimper]

I am masturbating as I type......


Sorry, masticating. MASTicating.

 

[Rob Noxious]

only on public transport

Shouldn't that be pubic transport? :clap:

 

[please delete my account]

Afternoon Chaps!

My favourite place for a shuffle is any home for the old or mobility impaired.
They complain and moan at me, but are too slow to catch up, with me running around the room laughing and bashing away. Smashing fun!

In any case, the thing that really annoys them is when I wipe the old fella on the curtains/ tablecloth/ TV screen..

Toodle Pip!

 

[Rob Noxious]

Afternoon Chaps!

My favourite place for a shuffle is any home for the old or mobility impaired.
They complain and moan at me, but are too slow to catch up, with me running around the room laughing and bashing away. Smashing fun!

In any case, the thing that really annoys them is when I wipe the old fella on the curtains/ tablecloth/ TV screen..

Toodle Pip!

:D- I feel a 'Safeguarding (Vulnerable) Adults' Case Conference coming on, so to speak...

 

[canveyshrimper]

Afternoon Chaps!

My favourite place for a shuffle is any home for the old or mobility impaired.
They complain and moan at me, but are too slow to catch up, with me running around the room laughing and bashing away. Smashing fun!

In any case, the thing that really annoys them is when I wipe the old fella on the curtains/ tablecloth/ TV screen..

Toodle Pip!

To be fair Tarquin you need to find an old biddy with Parkinsons, you'll get the best J Arthur of your life.

 

[class]

I should have said.........all you posters with lady garden's can vote as well.

I would have serious amounts of respect for any female poster who admits to DIY!!

Have you asked Senga?