Dita von Teese vs Katy Perry

[Interpol Shrimper]

Day 3, tie 2.

Dita von Teese, Burlesque & Fetish star (nominated by Drastic Sturgeon) is up against EastStandBlue's dirty closet Spammer (with no taste in men) Katy Perry...

 

[Slipperduke]

Very tricky. Both gorgeous. Von Teese is a real gem because, although she's presented as the classy side of Burlesque, I've seen a number of less-than-classy videos of her on the internet. It really is the best of both worlds.

Perry, on the other hand, well....Look at them. Just look at them!

I'll think about it.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

On behalf of Drastic Sturgeon...

Class In A Glass!

Dita von Teese has single handedly brought back the art of burlesque, something the men of the world should be thankful for...

Not to mention the fact she's appeared on the cover of some of the most famous magazines around...

Vote Dita

 

[EastStandBlue]

Gentleman, I present to you, Katy Perry and her Boobs.

Yes. The Boobs. Sit and marvel at them, probably the best Boobs you've ever seen and 100% authentic.

The doubters will always bring up her indiscretions. Yes, she might be riding Russell Brand at the moment but she's young and will learn, we must forgive her Boobs for this. After all, DVT was riding a walking corpse for some time...
Ignoring the fact it's Russell Brand and he supports that Sham, this is a woman who will do anything for her man... Even wearing underwear emblazoned with that filth. Isn't that every man's dream? A woman who'll happily wear his teams football kit in bed?

Now, to close my argument, here's Katy Perry wet and writhing around.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Katy Perry please!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Be prolific with pictures please chaps as my work filter is blocking a lot, and I need to cogitate.

 

[blues_r_best]

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Both of them would get it in every available orifice.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Dita Von Teese wears sexy underwear at all times. EVEN when her special friend is visiting, she's that sexy.

 

[pringlejon]

katy perry every day of the week.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

You see, how did these two - both very fine specimens (albeit with hideous taste in men - Brand and Manson) - end up battling it out; while you had such munter-fests as Lucy Becker v. Bridget the Midget.

There ain't no justice.

Von Teese, on the basis that Perry has (I think) tattoos.

Matt

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Shw looks a dirty mare...would love her to ride me, so gets my vote

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

You see, how did these two - both very fine specimens (albeit with hideous taste in men - Brand and Manson) - end up battling it out; while you had such munter-fests as Lucy Becker v. Bridget the Midget.

Luck of the draw mate, as it should be.
There was no seeding depending on how I rated the contestants.
If I had considered ensuring an easier path for the "finer specimens" then do you think I would not have ensured that that old Geordie munter Mrs Cole would have been drawn against somebody like Georgie T (or Danielle Lloyd)?

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Cheers for fighting Dita's cause chaps. Is it just me or are the pics I supplied Glasgow with not showing up? I shall address this asap.

 

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[SUFC_Al]

DVT for me.

Yes and that is Dita Von Teese and not Deep Vein Thrombosis.

 

[Medway Blue]

I've always liked Katy Perry, despite her questionable taste in men and football teams.

DVT's face is a let down for me!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Katy Perry became uglier to me than Andrea Dworkin the minute she paraded around in that claret and blue filth. Dita all the way.

 

[Davros]

Its wierd really, Katy Perry does look a bit like a younger DVT.. so in essence, im voting for Perry... mainly because her norks are class