Decent face or decent body?

[BoyWonder2]

Good people of SZ,

At work with have this bird (shes 30 and I'm 23) who I have a bit of a thing for, by that I mean I want to shag her but she is an interesting one.

Body wise she is stunning. Crack arse, slim, great legs the things that I love in a bird, but her tits are on the small side, but that doesn't put me off. Now face wish the best description I can give her is Ruud Van Nistelrooy, or a horse.

Basically she is a 8/10 body wise, 5/10 facewise.

Don't get me wrong, I still want to smash it and I'm currently working on that but what I want to know is what would you prefer?

Would you prefer a bird who is stunning in the looks department but a body that isn't up to scratch, or an average bird with a stunning body?

 

[Pubey]

I've got both, thanks for asking

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Now got both, but had a similar dilemma about the same age as you BW2.
Pulled this bird out one night & thought she had everything going for her, until the next time I took her out I noticed quite quickly in the pub that she had some kind of issue going on with her top lip. We then bumped into one of my mates who delightfully informed me that she had a scar from having her hare lip sorted out. So, there I was stuck with somebody who couldn't smile straight but on the other hand was definitely a 9/10 body wise (with everything very very well proportioned - size 8 but carrying a fiar rack). What did I do? Yep, that's right, check how strong her reconstructive surgery had been ;) Oh & do everything I could to pull her 17 y/o sister who had the same gorgeous body but had been a bit luckier in the face department.

In your case if the other girl was a similar age I'd say maybe just wait & see what happens, but as she's the other side of 30 & you're still early 20s, it's your duty to, as some so eloquently put it on here, "smash the granny out of it"...

 

[BoyWonder2]

I aint up for a relationship, don't get me wrong, I aint interested in all that. Far too young to be settled down.

She is ready to find the one, whereas I want a shag, thats basically what is preventing me from getting said shag.

Just wondered if people, like you, have had similiar situations or what they would prefer if they had to chose.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

How about giving it the "I'm not 100% of my last g/f but am willing to try a relationship to see how I get on" - smash the granny out of it then say "sorry, I'm still pining for my ex" & ditch her?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Germaine Greer has left the building....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Germaine Greer has left the building....

Is she the aforementioned granny? ;)

 

[Cricko]

I thought that's why pillows were invented for girls that are fit body wise but the boat race isn't up to much....

Have I been deluded all these years?

You don't stare at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire.

:stunned:

 

[EastStandBlue]

Great Body. When you're smashing her back doors in, you won't see her face.


Hope this helps.

 

[Ricey]

If its just a one night thing, then cracking body don't worry about the face. For a relationship they must have one not one stronger than the other. But fortunately I am lucky with my misses she has both :)

 

[Cricko]

If its just a one night thing, then cracking body don't worry about the face. For a relationship they must have one not one stronger than the other. But fortunately I am lucky with my bloke he has both :)

Edited for accuracy.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

If its just a one night thing, then cracking body don't worry about the face. For a relationship they must have one not one stronger than the other. But fortunately I am lucky with my misses she has both :)

Your missus lucked out though didn't she ;)

 

[davewebbsbrain]

If its just a one night thing, then cracking body don't worry about the face. For a relationship they must have one not one stronger than the other. But fortunately I am lucky with my bloke he has both :)

Edited for accuracy.

Oh dear John, you seem to have made yourself look a bit foolish here. pmsl

 

[Stats]

You dont look at the mantlepiece whilst your stoking the fire.

 

[Custard Splat]

You dont look at the mantlepiece whilst your stoking the fire.

Or.. if you think you won't be able to resist taking a sneaky look (let's be honest, we all like a good freak show!!) you could always ask her nicely to wear the following attire...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thu...471359-woman-with-paper-bag-over-her-head.jpg

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I've got both, thanks for asking

Proof please Leo????


Unfortunately, I have to put up with a right old munter who has a body like and tug boat.

A face that looks like it caught fire when she was a baby and her dad put it out with a shovel.

And legs that remind me of the plateform I was on when i was last offshore!!!!

 

[Sean 2]

Proof please Leo????


Unfortunately, I have to put up with a right old munter who has a body like and tug boat.

A face that looks like it caught fire when she was a baby and her dad put it out with a shovel.

And legs that remind me of the plateform I was on when i was last offshore!!!!

Having seen your old lady on here Abers i'd have to disagree and i find that summary suprising. Put it this way, i would.



Now if it's a right old munter you wanna talk about, let me introduce you to my old lady..

 

[DTS]

If you thiking of a relationship then face if you just want some action then a good body is essential. Be nice to get both of course.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Proof please Leo????


Unfortunately, I have to put up with a right old munter who has a body like and tug boat.

A face that looks like it caught fire when she was a baby and her dad put it out with a shovel.

And legs that remind me of the plateform I was on when i was last offshore!!!!

Domestic tonight Dave?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Domestic tonight Dave?

Not at all mate, sitting here watching "Alone in the Wild" with the old munter.