Dear Santa......

[Bielzibubz]

1. Maximum points from our next four games please

2. Full approval for the Fossets Farm development the first week in Jan please.

3. Freddy to decide he still has a job to do here at Southend United and stays until the end of the season.......please.

4. Tilly to extend his vocabulary in TV interviews beyond the errr, umm, yeah, errr..........well........

5. Karl Doobad to get caught on video blatantly cheating again and getting banned for the rest of the season with the exception of the return leg at Roots Hall please.

6. Ron Marting to announce on Christmas Eve that a £10m kitty has been made available to Tilly & Brush to do whatever they like with. (barring personal holidays or scouting missions to Bermuda)

7. Emma Bunton to do the entertainment pre match and at half time on New Years day

(just for ORM)

8. 2 inch sole and heal football boot inserts under Flavs tree come Xmas day morning.

And finally...

9. Open up the two concession stands in the South Upper so I don't have to queue for 20 bloody minutes in the freezing cold on match days just to get a sodding coffee (yes, I keep forgetting my flask)


Have I missed anything?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 19 2006,09:20)]Have I missed anything?

10) Leeds to get a 10 point deduction for fielding too many loan players, maybe?

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

A better oven in the canteen so the pies will be hot.

Chips in the canteen.

Those 50/50 girls who according to Wheeler are walking around the ground selling tickets, to actually walk around the ground and sell tickets.

A new mike for wheeler

Mrs Ron Martin to do the half time entertainment in saucy attire
and Ron Martin to sing My Way at the end of season "we're staying up " celebration

 

[Leeboy]

11 ) last years season review DVD that actually works

 

[Bielzibubz]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Dec. 19 2006,09:27)]11 ) last years season review DVD that actually works

Wish list lee, wish list. Not a bloody miracle.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

Stan Collymore?

 

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 19 2006,09:32)]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Dec. 19 2006,09:27)]11 )  last years season review DVD that actually works

Wish list lee, wish list. Not a bloody miracle.

 

[David Essex]

A place in the semi finals of the league cup

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

15. To give that nasty little troublemaker Guttridge to Orient for free - they deserve each other.

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (David Essex @ Dec. 19 2006,09:59)]A place in the semi finals of the league cup

Would be nice...

 

[londonblue]

Quote[/b] (CI-City Blue @ Dec. 19 2006,10:01)]

Quote[/b] (David Essex @ Dec. 19 2006,09:59)]A place in the semi finals of the league cup

Would be nice...

Against Wycombe.

 

[Ricky Otto's Dreads]

16) Col******r to realise they are Col******r and to plummet down the league table. And on the last day us winning at southampton sends them down and keeps us up.

 

[SUFC_Al]

17) Col******r to be hit by an atom bomb - as per Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Quote[/b] (Marky_Gower @ Dec. 19 2006,13:26)]17) Col******r to be hit by an atom bomb - as per Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

 

You do realise that the fall-out from it would wipe out the majority of the population of Southend too, right?

Brilliant idea!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 19 2006,14:13)]

Quote[/b] (Marky_Gower @ Dec. 19 2006,13:26)]17) Col******r to be hit by an atom bomb - as per Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

 

You do realise that the fall-out from it would wipe out the majority of the population of Southend too, right?

Brilliant idea!  

It may even get East London too JS.

Now that would be a crying shame, wouldn't it?

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Quote[/b] (Marky_Gower @ Dec. 19 2006,14:15)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 19 2006,14:13)]

Quote[/b] (Marky_Gower @ Dec. 19 2006,13:26)]17) Col******r to be hit by an atom bomb - as per Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

 

You do realise that the fall-out from it would wipe out the majority of the population of Southend too, right?

Brilliant idea!  

It may even get East London too JS.

Now that would be a crying shame, wouldn't it?

 

Nads to it - you can take out there as well. It'd ruin Uncle Barry's housing development for a start!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 19 2006,14:30)]

Quote[/b] (Marky_Gower @ Dec. 19 2006,14:15)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 19 2006,14:13)]

Quote[/b] (Marky_Gower @ Dec. 19 2006,13:26)]17) Col******r to be hit by an atom bomb - as per Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

 

You do realise that the fall-out from it would wipe out the majority of the population of Southend too, right?

Brilliant idea!  

It may even get East London too JS.

Now that would be a crying shame, wouldn't it?

 

Nads to it - you can take out there as well. It'd ruin Uncle Barry's housing development for a start!  

that wouldn't be much of a loss, would it?

So no Essex, East London, Suffolk, Norfolk, hell even Kent may get some! There wouldn't be much around at all!