Darryl

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

I don't remember seeing anything about Darryl being offered a new contract, can anyone enlighten me

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Parantly he cant reach the table where the contract was on

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ May 20 2004,15:42)]Parantly he cant reach the table where the contract was on

How long was the contract (and don't say 2 pages

)

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (BILLERICAY BLUE @ May 20 2004,15:44)]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ May 20 2004,15:42)]Parantly he cant reach the table where the contract was on

How long was the contract (and don't say 2 pages

)

As if i would?

 

[londonblue]

Quote[/b] (BILLERICAY BLUE @ May 20 2004,15:44)]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ May 20 2004,15:42)]Parantly he cant reach the table where the contract was on

How long was the contract (and don't say 2 pages

)

three pages

 

[overseas shrimper]

Flavs is making up his mind. He's heard a whisper that man Ure, Arse and Unreal Madrid are interested in him.

 

[Guest]

He was due to sign a new contract at a press conference in the Far Post bar this week but, as everyone knows, Darryl never makes it to the Far Post.

Ahem .....

 

[steveh1510]

The contract is waiting for Darryl on the penalty spot. He is desperate to sign it but can't find his way out of the six yard box.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

I'm sure we had all these jokes the other day (apart from the far post one , that was good

), seriously though, I can't find any reference to darryl being offered a new contract.

 

[steveh1510]

Why didn't the chicken leave the six yard box?

Cos it was in Darryl Flahavans hands.

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

leave him alone!!

 

[South Bank Hank]

Quote[/b] ]Why didn't the chicken leave the six yard box?

Cos it was in Darryl Flahavans hands.

B******* to the chicken.  
Why didn't the ball go in the net ?

Cos it was in Darryl Flahavans hands.

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (shrimpboy @ May 20 2004,16:47)]leave him alone!!

Yes, lets not pick on him, he is only little after all.

 

[fbm]

Seriously though chaps...

Tilly has said he is looking for a keeper "to back up Darryl"

Yet he was not offered terms last week

Could it be that he signed a 2 season deal when he arrived? Can anyone remember?

 

[ShrimperJim]

Quote[/b] (fbm @ May 20 2004,19:12)]Seriously though chaps...

Tilly has said he is looking for a keeper "to back up Darryl"

Yet he was not offered terms last week

Could it be that he signed a 2 season deal when he arrived?  Can anyone remember?

No, it was only a deal until the end of the season.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (South Bank Hank @ May 20 2004,16:56)]Why didn't the ball go in the net ?

Cos it was in Darryl Flahavans hands.

They haven't heard that one in, erm, Torquay, Yeovil, Canvey, Colchester, Lincoln, Northampton, etc., etc.

They'll laugh at that one