Cure Me, Quick...

[EastStandBlue]

Ok, So for a mates Birthday last night we endured a Pub Golf trek across the highs and lows (and, let me tell you, there were some lows) of Brighton before ending up in Creation.

Fast forward till 3am, And we've walked to the station and it's now a 2 hr 30 minute wait for the next train. I get back to my halls of residence about 6:30 and i finally got to sleep a little after 7.

Before you ask, yes i know its 10:30 and I've had 3 1/2 hrs sleep, but it is near impossible to sleep in this place.

Long story short, copious amounts of booze hasn't gone unnoticed and necking nearly everything in sight probably wasnt a good idea, so i need a cure. A very good cure at that... Anybody have a Hangover Cure thats completely sound?

 

[Pubey]

get back on it mate... seriously it's the only thing that will work!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Stage 1: Two large glasses of water to treat the dehydration.

Stage 2: A large glass of grapefruit, orange or tomato juice to speed up the metabolism of the alcohol. These juices contain sugar fructose.

Stage 3: One or two cups of coffee to narrow the swollen blood vessels in your head. But don't go overboard: coffee is also a diuretic and if you drink too much of it, you could become even more dehydrated.

Stage 4: Chicken soup or a banana milkshake to replace the salt and potassium that the body has lost.

Stage 5: Go for a brisk walk or a light run to boost the production of endorphines, the body's natural painkiller.

Voila!

 

[DTS]

Ok, So for a mates Birthday last night we endured a Pub Golf trek across the highs and lows (and, let me tell you, there were some lows) of Brighton before ending up in Creation.

Fast forward till 3am, And we've walked to the station and it's now a 2 hr 30 minute wait for the next train. I get back to my halls of residence about 6:30 and i finally got to sleep a little after 7.

Before you ask, yes i know its 10:30 and I've had 3 1/2 hrs sleep, but it is near impossible to sleep in this place.

Long story short, copious amounts of booze hasn't gone unnoticed and necking nearly everything in sight probably wasnt a good idea, so i need a cure. A very good cure at that... Anybody have a Hangover Cure thats completely sound?

I am just worried for you that you ended up in Creation know locally as Cremation. Oh dear mate.......:thump:

 

[Bielzibubz]

Stage 1: Two large glasses of water to treat the dehydration.

Stage 2: A large glass of grapefruit, orange or tomato juice to speed up the metabolism of the alcohol. These juices contain sugar fructose.

Stage 3: One or two cups of coffee to narrow the swollen blood vessels in your head. But don't go overboard: coffee is also a diuretic and if you drink too much of it, you could become even more dehydrated.

Stage 4: Chicken soup or a banana milkshake to replace the salt and potassium that the body has lost.

Stage 5: Go for a brisk walk or a light run to boost the production of endorphines, the body's natural painkiller.

Voila!

Oh, Dr Mike, while your there. I have this rather large boil on my rec............

:D;)

 

[Slipperduke]

I'd go for a Sausage and Egg McMuffin, a large chocolate milkshake, some 'me-time' and a bit of a nap.

Bit difficult to do in the office, but if you're at home you should be fine.

 

[ldnfatso]

Irn Bru according to Napster!

 

[EastStandBlue]

I am just worried for you that you ended up in Creation know locally as Cremation. Oh dear mate.......:thump:

Was the Uni's sponsored Club for the night, and seeing as it was our Varsity Day Vs. Sussex Uni, was probably the only place to go for a Student.

Although, in terms of talent, Cremation sounds about right. Me and my mates labelled one girl Car Crash, because her face looked like it had been mangled in a tragic car accident and a few others were wearing clothes about 4 sizes too small for them. Boobs everywhere.

I have a new found hate for Bouncers aswell. Waiting to go into The Spoons on West Street I was asked "Why you dressed like a golfer". Ahh no reason mate, I plan on hitting a swift 18 in your establishment whilst paying your wages. I was then told that if i made any noise, I'd be kicked out like a shot and barred from everywhere on West Street for the night.

Managed to lose my phone, which is a great shout. In terms of cures i was with Xabia until the excercise... Slippers sounds so much easier;)

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

In terms of cures i was with Xabia until the excercise... Slippers sounds so much easier;)

Seriously, a walk sorts you right out.

 

[DTS]

Was the Uni's sponsored Club for the night, and seeing as it was our Varsity Day Vs. Sussex Uni, was probably the only place to go for a Student.

Although, in terms of talent, Cremation sounds about right. Me and my mates labelled one girl Car Crash, because her face looked like it had been mangled in a tragic car accident and a few others were wearing clothes about 4 sizes too small for them. Boobs everywhere.

I have a new found hate for Bouncers aswell. Waiting to go into The Spoons on West Street I was asked "Why you dressed like a golfer". Ahh no reason mate, I plan on hitting a swift 18 in your establishment whilst paying your wages. I was then told that if i made any noise, I'd be kicked out like a shot and barred from everywhere on West Street for the night.

Managed to lose my phone, which is a great shout. In terms of cures i was with Xabia until the excercise... Slippers sounds so much easier;)

I dont mind bouncers generally but Brighton bouncers are all a total bunch of ****ers. We got a classic question the other day

Bouncer - Where do you live?
Me - Brighton
Bouncer - Sorry got too many in here from Brighton tonight...

WELL OF COURSE WE HAVE YOU TOOL WE ARE IN BRIGHTON.

Anther classic. Me and two mates trying to get into a club where our mates bird and her mates were are already inside. We joined the queue the same time as a few other lads.

The bouncer refused to let us in as we were all in a group of 6. We were all dressed in designer gear. Two of the other blokes were Spanish and hardly spoke English they were hippys. The final bloke that we were meant to be with was South African and was in rugger bugger dress.

We asked the bouncer how he had deduced we were all together when we were all dressed differently and spoke differently etc etc.......Bouncer finally repented when our mates bird came out and got us all in but what a to$$er.

:cry:

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Sip water continuously. A lucozade sport. a couple of anadins.

I have also noticed (digressing but still on the bodily abuse tract) over at Canary Wharf they are giving away large kit kat peanut bars. i have spent most of the day up and down the ecalators, getting the bars from different bints.
I have 22 bars now, 6 of which i have eaten. Trust me. They are no good for you.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I dont mind bouncers generally but Brighton bouncers are all a total bunch of ****ers. We got a classic question the other day

Bouncer - Where do you live?
Me - Brighton
Bouncer - Sorry got too many in here from Brighton tonight...

WELL OF COURSE WE HAVE YOU TOOL WE ARE IN BRIGHTON.

Anther classic. Me and two mates trying to get into a club where our mates bird and her mates were are already inside. We joined the queue the same time as a few other lads.

The bouncer refused to let us in as we were all in a group of 6. We were all dressed in designer gear. Two of the other blokes were Spanish and hardly spoke English they were hippys. The final bloke that we were meant to be with was South African and was in rugger bugger dress.

We asked the bouncer how he had deduced we were all together when we were all dressed differently and spoke differently etc etc.......Bouncer finally repented when our mates bird came out and got us all in but what a to$$er.

:cry:

My classic bouncer story. We all decided to go to a new bar that had opened 2 days before after a works presentation (I have to state this was one of those work things were they entice you to attend with free drink).

BOUNCER: Where you all been tonight then?
US: At a work's thing
BOUNCER: What in a bar?
US: No, in the office
BOUNCER: Sorry, regulars only tonight.

No, I'm sorry but how the feck are you judged to be a regular or not 3 nights after the bar opened?

****!

 

[SARF]

More booze.. bring your self back down gently. cold turkey is no way to go ..

 

[EastStandBlue]

Sounds all so familiar...

Was in Funktions (Eastbourne) once and my mate had had far too much drink and was rightfully kicked out after being punched in the head by someone else. I missed this whole incident but a few more of my mates were hanging about and went to check if my mate was ok... This is how the conversation went:

Mate: Can i just go check if my mates ok?
Bouncer: Is he outside? no...
Mate: Why? Hes just out there, I only wanna put him in a cab so he gets home...
Bouncer: Know what, you're out too...
Mate: WHat for?
Bouncer: Trouble Making.

Grade A Tosspot.

 

[Davros]

yes, Sausage and Egg Mcmuffin (altho its a bit late now) and some Irn Bru

 

[canveyshrimper]

Ideally, but too late now, at least two litres of water before hitting the sack, this will help the dehydration.

Copious amounts of water on rising, and a massive fry up does it for me.

But a good hit of tomato juice, with either Tabasco or Worcester Sauce is a great livener as well.

 

[sufc_girl]

On bouncer stories, one of them up here in Norwich seems to have taken a bit of a liking to me... I saw he had a tattoo on his hand so I said (whilst under the influence I feel the need to start random convosations with strangers - not particuarly safe but oh well!) "Do you have a lot of tattoo's then?" He replied "Yeah...all over...*knowing nod and wink*" So he weren't really a nasty bouncer just a little creepy, and now everytime I see him does the same knowing nod and wink *shudder*

 

[Einstein]

I dont mind bouncers generally but Brighton bouncers are all a total bunch of ****ers. We got a classic question the other day

Bouncer - Where do you live?
Me - Brighton
Bouncer - Sorry got too many in here from Brighton tonight...

WELL OF COURSE WE HAVE YOU TOOL WE ARE IN BRIGHTON.

Dave, if you think bouncers are bad in England I recommend you do not visit The Netherlands!

It's customary to TIP a bouncer on the way out. Yes that's correct. Nothing large, a euro or two, but it can make a big difference whether you will be allowed back in there as they have a incredible photographic memory here!! I've never come across this scandalous tactic anywhere in the world!

I've had some weird encounters over here, however this one a couple of months ago tops the lot.

Bouncer - Not coming in tonight.
Me - Why?
Bouncer - You're in a big group.
Me - There's two of us. (8 guys behind all in suits, we're in jeans, blatantly not together)
Bouncer - Still not coming in.
Me - Don't understand mate, I come here all the time. (Old skool technique!!)
Bouncer - *Stares at me* No, you're too drunk.
Me - Mate, I have had one drink!! I've only been in the bar next door and it's only just 8 o'clock!!
Bouncer - Not coming in. You're English.

*Shakes head in disbelief*

Me - Sorry?
Bouncer - You're English and I don't like English.
Me - Ermm... Ok.

As a few in SZFC could testify, I can generally bullsh*t my way through most things, however that left me speechless and not really got a comeback to that one!!

Dutch people are generally pretty direct, however this topped any experience of directness I thought I was ever going to come across!! And obviously, I've never even been back to try either....!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Bouncers generally are. I was thrown out of a club many years ago for whirling a deflated inflatable guitar around me head on the dance floor. Tw&t dragged me outside, didn't let me get my coat and then threatened me and repeatedly poked his finger in my face.

Wished I knew what I know now, I'd have had the **** on the floor screaming for him mummy. :D

 

[osymandus]

Sounds all so familiar...

Was in Funktions (Eastbourne) once and my mate had had far too much drink and was rightfully kicked out after being punched in the head by someone else. I missed this whole incident but a few more of my mates were hanging about and went to check if my mate was ok... This is how the conversation went:

Mate: Can i just go check if my mates ok?
Bouncer: Is he outside? no...
Mate: Why? Hes just out there, I only wanna put him in a cab so he gets home...
Bouncer: Know what, you're out too...
Mate: WHat for?
Bouncer: Trouble Making.

Grade A Tosspot.

Ah rough part of Eastbourne there ;) (I stick to the Meads me :) ) No night clubs but nice walks for us oldsters he he (plus the otehr half lives there )

Never had any trouble with bouncer myself , mind you looking like one propably invokes a form of mutal acceptance (pack animal mentaitly and all ;) ) :D