Sao Paulo Shrimper
First XI
Ladies and gentleman, our great friend and lovable character Mr CS Cockles, AKA, Dave Cusaks Nose will be appearing in a big brother style TV show on Sky One.
The big fella has beaten off alot of competition from 100s of other people in the UK and will spend three months in an isolated house (secret location girls) and attempt too lose weight and get too a healthy state of body and mind. The show is called Britains biggest loser (i think) which he is definately not and the winner gets 25 big ones as first prize so if he wins i personally will be like a fly around sh!t on him, pushing him in the right direction etc and keeping the girls in line.
I for one would like too wish my good friend the best of luck with his new quest, and do fancy his chances too beat all the other lard arses and claim the money, this would be great as he can spend it on the luxuries he deserves and i reckon he might put the 300 quid i owe him on hold for a while until he spunks it all like Mickey Caroll!.
Good luck my friend and i look forward to a bevy on my return to blighty.
PS: How you are gonna live three months without any davis is my only worry but i am sure you can arrange something from the outside...
The big fella has beaten off alot of competition from 100s of other people in the UK and will spend three months in an isolated house (secret location girls) and attempt too lose weight and get too a healthy state of body and mind. The show is called Britains biggest loser (i think) which he is definately not and the winner gets 25 big ones as first prize so if he wins i personally will be like a fly around sh!t on him, pushing him in the right direction etc and keeping the girls in line.
I for one would like too wish my good friend the best of luck with his new quest, and do fancy his chances too beat all the other lard arses and claim the money, this would be great as he can spend it on the luxuries he deserves and i reckon he might put the 300 quid i owe him on hold for a while until he spunks it all like Mickey Caroll!.
Good luck my friend and i look forward to a bevy on my return to blighty.
PS: How you are gonna live three months without any davis is my only worry but i am sure you can arrange something from the outside...
