Cruelty to SUFC Gnome?!

[dashman]

I am being informed that my xmas pressie from the offspring now has to depart, leave, evicted to the great outdoors.....
Surely this shouldn't happen?
Am I to believe my SUFC gnome to be safe, out in this kind of weather, or from thieves, or even from being gnome-knapped by other vindictive football fans!?!
What shall I do to save my gnome from such a fate?!

 

[delr]

give him some soup:winking:

 

[dashman]

Del, should I pack some?!
Red Cross parcels!

 

[WightShrimper]

Both of mine live atop the bookcase..............no bad weather for them!

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I am being informed that my xmas pressie from the offspring now has to depart, leave, evicted to the great outdoors.....

I think the current terminology is "grow a pair" .. stand up for your gnome Dash

 

[The Big Dady]

I got mine a little Thai Gnome to keep him company, he loves the way she dresses up in her nurses outfit.

Now he loves going out with her, but recons I should screw her on the patio. :stunned::winking:

 

[Steve lansley]

I am being informed that my xmas pressie from the offspring now has to depart, leave, evicted to the great outdoors.....
Surely this shouldn't happen?
Am I to believe my SUFC gnome to be safe, out in this kind of weather, or from thieves, or even from being gnome-knapped by other vindictive football fans!?!
What shall I do to save my gnome from such a fate?!

A gnome is for life not just christmas:

 

[ChalkwellShrimper]

Like true footie fans (rather than those who just subscribe to Sky), gnomes prefer the outdoors:thumbsup:

 

[spoons]

Simple really, a gnome indoors is an ornament.
A gnome outside is a gnome in all glory, worldy wise, seeing all and saying nothing.
The film The Full Monty showed the importance of gnomes and how precious they are, but only when outside.
Gnomes loved by all are outsiders, able to survive all weathers and are so in demand they are are often stolen, usually by drunks with addled brains and sticky fingers.
Long live gnomes outside.:smile:

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

This is off to The Pub methinks ...

 

[dashman]

Should I be concerned that some dog(s) may use him as a toilet!?!

I'm unsure, whats Jeremy Kyle's number anyone!?!

 

[Benfleet A1]

Be aware that as a founder member of The Anti Gnome Society, I strongly suggest that if he has to be banished to the garden then make it the back one. I would hate for a fellow shrimper to have to recieve the photo and letter. It's harrowing.

 

[MrB]

I assumed this was about Blueblood.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I assumed this was about Blueblood.

How very dare you sir :finger2: