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Crikey!!!!!!!!!

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I was sitting at my desk and i felt a tickly feeling in my ear so i gave it a rub and ... i kid you not... a massive chunk of wax about the size of a piece of chewing gum fell out of my ear. it was massive, a dark brown with a hint of burgandy colour and made a 'donk' as it hit my notepad.

now i clean my ears regularly and so literally in about 1 week this thing has built up and decided to jump out of my ear canal. i thought about saving it and maybe using it in an amusing and slightly gross prank, but instead i've thrown it away as i can't bear to look at what my body has produced... has anyone else got any ear-wax related stories!?
 
I was sitting at my desk and i felt a tickly feeling in my ear so i gave it a rub and ... i kid you not... a massive chunk of wax about the size of a piece of chewing gum fell out of my ear. it was massive, a dark brown with a hint of burgandy colour and made a 'donk' as it hit my notepad.

now i clean my ears regularly and so literally in about 1 week this thing has built up and decided to jump out of my ear canal. i thought about saving it and maybe using it in an amusing and slightly gross prank, but instead i've thrown it away as i can't bear to look at what my body has produced... has anyone else got any ear-wax related stories!?

not ear wax but years ago me and WNC were sitting around with a mate of ours when our mate sneezed and a blob of snot, the size of say a dice and illuminous green in colour was left sat proudly on my brother's knee. :hilarious:
 
They thought I was going deaf when I was a kid, but the doctor decided to syringe my ears and I kid you not a piece of thick wax about the size of a £2 coin fell out of both ears!

Always remember the geeky Mancunian kid I was forced to sit next to in Biology always had a wax issue (very fluorescent orange wax too!) Eeurgh!
 
I actually do and a very similar story at that. I was once sitting down at home (fortunately) and having a cup of tea thought my ear was slightly itchy. Then I realised there was this gooey like sense that I had realised through touch. I did not want to push it in anay further and had to get a fine piece of removal equipment, I cannot remember what exactly, and remove this large smelly lump of ear wax from my ear. The conclusion I now regularly wash my ears out and use buds to clean them out.
 
They thought I was going deaf when I was a kid, but the doctor decided to syringe my ears and I kid you not a piece of thick wax about the size of a £2 coin fell out of both ears!

Always remember the geeky Mancunian kid I was forced to sit next to in Biology always had a wax issue (very fluorescent orange wax too!) Eeurgh!



How did you know it was the size of a Two pound coin..Back when you were a kid, I thought it was pre-decimal:D
 
I was sitting at my desk and i felt a tickly feeling in my ear so i gave it a rub and ... i kid you not... a massive chunk of wax about the size of a piece of chewing gum fell out of my ear. it was massive, a dark brown with a hint of burgandy colour and made a 'donk' as it hit my notepad.

now i clean my ears regularly and so literally in about 1 week this thing has built up and decided to jump out of my ear canal. i thought about saving it and maybe using it in an amusing and slightly gross prank, but instead i've thrown it away as i can't bear to look at what my body has produced... has anyone else got any ear-wax related stories!?

Should have taken a picture and posted on here..
 
.......and we all know how horrid that tastes, right, kids?

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yeah unfortunately my office is quite busy and if i was caught photographing my earwax it probably wouldn't have been ideal!

Did the thought cross your mind for one second to eat it?
My borther-in-law & I once disgusted our respective partners by having a 10 minute conversation on why do eye-bogeys stick your teeth together?
 
I had a very similar experience too. Many years ago when I was a student, I went out with some friends, and all evening I had an itchy ear. I was continously rubbing it, but it never got any better. I spent the whole evening complaining about it, to the extent that all my friends got fed up.

When we finally got home I got a cotton bud and managed to gouge out a piece of wax about 2cm long and about .5cm in diameter. I felt so disgusted that I put it straight down the toilet and didn't mention it to anyone...until now.
 

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