Comic Relief...."My mate is a Brighton fan..."

pickledseal · Mar 13, 2009

If the fact that my mate Brett is a Brighton fan is not comedy enough, he's decided to do a Comic Relief fundraiser:

"This year I shall be donating money to Comic Relief through the medium of the Seagull Soccerflid Circus.

In the biggest 6 pointer since Todd Carty on Celebrity Dancing On Ice, I shall be turning Brighton & Hove Albion vs Yeovil Town into a sordid game which will end up in a charity donation to Comic Relief.

I will be giving 50p to charity every time one of the below happens:

- Russell Slade does the clench fist salute to the Withdean faithful
- Brighton concede a comedy goal
- Brighton score an own goal
- A substitution is made within 5 minutes of the second half starting
- A Brighton player is played out of his natural position
- A Brighton player starts on the crowd
- Every goal conceded past 2
- Every goal Brighton concede in the last 5 minutes of the first and second half
- Someone in the crowd headers the ball
- A Brighton player has to go off injured
- A Brighton player sent off
- A Slade song is played pre match
- Kevin McLeod changes his boot colour during the game
- Nicky Forster dives to win a penalty
- David Livermore gets booked
- Tommy Fraser plays a forward pass
- John Sullivan kick goes straight out to touch
- Dean Cox cross hits the first defender
- Adam El Abd backs off an attacker leading to a goal conceded
- Craig Davies misses a sitter
- Al Bangura puts in a horrific challenge
- Andy Whing has a shot on target
- Tommy Elphick kicks an aimless long hoof up field to no one
- Seb Carole showboats then does a useless pass straight after
- Every minute of injury time in the second half
- Brighton WIN"

Wondered if we could come up with a similar idea? I'm happy to donate...

Harold Bishop Killer · Mar 13, 2009

Thats a great idea.

Interpol Shrimper · Mar 13, 2009

I'll pay Comic Relief £500 if Spartan gets "I should know better than to big up my useless excuse of a football team on opponents websites" tattooed prominently upon his person.

Che's Left Foot · Mar 13, 2009

pickledseal said:
If the fact that my mate Brett is a Brighton fan is not comedy enough, he's decided to do a Comic Relief fundraiser:

"This year I shall be donating money to Comic Relief through the medium of the Seagull Soccerflid Circus.

In the biggest 6 pointer since Todd Carty on Celebrity Dancing On Ice, I shall be turning Brighton & Hove Albion vs Yeovil Town into a sordid game which will end up in a charity donation to Comic Relief.

I will be giving 50p to charity every time one of the below happens:

- Russell Slade does the clench fist salute to the Withdean faithful
- Brighton concede a comedy goal
- Brighton score an own goal
- A substitution is made within 5 minutes of the second half starting
- A Brighton player is played out of his natural position
- A Brighton player starts on the crowd
- Every goal conceded past 2
- Every goal Brighton concede in the last 5 minutes of the first and second half
- Someone in the crowd headers the ball
- A Brighton player has to go off injured
- A Brighton player sent off
- A Slade song is played pre match
- Kevin McLeod changes his boot colour during the game
- Nicky Forster dives to win a penalty
- David Livermore gets booked
- Tommy Fraser plays a forward pass
- John Sullivan kick goes straight out to touch
- Dean Cox cross hits the first defender
- Adam El Abd backs off an attacker leading to a goal conceded
- Craig Davies misses a sitter
- Al Bangura puts in a horrific challenge
- Andy Whing has a shot on target
- Tommy Elphick kicks an aimless long hoof up field to no one
- Seb Carole showboats then does a useless pass straight after
- Every minute of injury time in the second half
- Brighton WIN"

Wondered if we could come up with a similar idea? I'm happy to donate...