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I was at Five Lakes near Colchester on Friday, and the MK Dons were staying there prior to their game at the breeze block stadium.

I took the opportunity to speak to a number of the players including Charlie Macdonald and Assistant Manager John Gorman and told them to give the numptys a sound thrashing and included a few tactical tips of my own, including I thought most telling of all,scoring more goals than them.

Well I wish to report that my off field coaching bore spectacular fruit as the they lost 5-1 including a brace from MacDonald.

Not that I have any great love for a franchise team but its always a joy to see Col U get smashed. I do believe without my tactical nous the game may have ended somewhat different and I shall now be visiting Five Lakes more often using my influence to get them relegated.
 
Well don't do too good ajob as I'd hate them to get relegated and miss out on a ...possible trip.... to their fine stadium next season. Espcially as they've sorted out a quick escape now from their ugly old town via a new slip road onto the A12. I bet the bloody Romans didn't have as much trouble as I did geting away and off that industrial estate car park last time :omg:. Two bloody hours to travel 10 foot!!!!. Moooooosa ONE NIL
 
Well don't do too good ajob as I'd hate them to get relegated and miss out on a ...possible trip.... to their fine stadium next season. Espcially as they've sorted out a quick escape now from their ugly old town via a new slip road onto the A12. I bet the bloody Romans didn't have as much trouble as I did geting away and off that industrial estate car park last time :omg:. Two bloody hours to travel 10 foot!!!!. Moooooosa ONE NIL

Just when I had forgotten about my overnight stay in their mudheap of a car park, you bring it up again! It was a disgrace. Have they actually put in the slip road onto the A12? I remember out team bus leaving before I got out of the car park that day and I was in my car before the players were in the showers. MOOOOOOOOSA.
 
Just when I had forgotten about my overnight stay in their mudheap of a car park, you bring it up again! It was a disgrace. Have they actually put in the slip road onto the A12? I remember out team bus leaving before I got out of the car park that day and I was in my car before the players were in the showers. MOOOOOOOOSA.

Yes indeed slip road up and running, should be a lot easier for us next season:smile: Last time I went was on coach the night Barrett got swallowed up by the quicksand, cant tell you where on earth coach went to after the game but some of of us thought we had been hijacked and on our way to Cuba, never been so glad to get back on the A12.
 
It was great to hear after the game how that got beat so bad AT HOME haha. The col u fans want Ward sacked so always fun hearing them not having a great time.
 
Yes indeed slip road up and running, should be a lot easier for us next season:smile: Last time I went was on coach the night Barrett got swallowed up by the quicksand, cant tell you where on earth coach went to after the game but some of of us thought we had been hijacked and on our way to Cuba, never been so glad to get back on the A12.
Oh god , I'd forgotten about that auful pitch, did anyone remember to dig Barrett out of the goal mouth at the end ....or is he still there?
 

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