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Does your boyfriend know your here !!!!

What a bunch of knobbers.

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,14:14)]Does your boyfriend know your here !!!!

What a bunch of knobbers.  

 

They don't like it up 'em.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Great quote from Alan Smith, former Palace manager, in one of the linked articles:

"I've had players over the years who were single and read books and so others said they must be gay."

 

[C C Csiders]

I have a theory that any man who dislikes football must be gay. So on that very secure rule of thumb, I think it safe to assume that any Brighton fans cannot actually be gay (because they like football), and therefore, should not be subject to such abuse.

On the other hand........

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,14:35)]I have a theory that any man who dislikes football must be gay. So on that very secure rule of thumb, I think it safe to assume that any Brighton fans cannot actually be gay (because they like football), and therefore, should not be subject to such abuse.

On the other hand........

Good points, well raised

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,14:35)]I have a theory that any man who dislikes football must be gay. So on that very secure rule of thumb, I think it safe to assume that any Brighton fans cannot actually be gay (because they like football), and therefore, should not be subject to such abuse.

On the other hand........

Do you know I have exactly the same theory....Spooky...

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,15:39)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,14:35)]I have a theory that any man who dislikes football must be gay. So on that very secure rule of thumb, I think it safe to assume that any Brighton fans cannot actually be gay (because they like football), and therefore, should not be subject to such abuse.

On the other hand........

Do you know I have exactly the same theory....Spooky...

My reaction to when someone says "he doesn't like football" is always "what is he, a poof?"

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,15:56)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,15:39)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,14:35)]I have a theory that any man who dislikes football must be gay. So on that very secure rule of thumb, I think it safe to assume that any Brighton fans cannot actually be gay (because they like football), and therefore, should not be subject to such abuse.

On the other hand........

Do you know I have exactly the same theory....Spooky...

My reaction to when someone says "he doesn't like football" is always "what is he, a poof?"

All the kids at my school that never liked football have grown up to be so weird.

 

[Bielzibubz]

I'm single, read books and love football.....what does that make me???

Answers on a postcard please.......

 

[Bielzibubz]

Pc Darren Balkham, Sussex Police Football Liaison Officer, added: "We just want the clubs and the stewards to be empowered by the FA to take action."

Yeah, like to see the stewards try and chuck out 80% of the SU when the 'Does your boyfriend know your here' chant starts up

 

[Angell Delight]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,14:35)]I have a theory that any man who dislikes football must be gay. So on that very secure rule of thumb, I think it safe to assume that any Brighton fans cannot actually be gay (because they like football), and therefore, should not be subject to such abuse.

On the other hand........

Considering they support Brighton what gives you any impression whatsoever they like FOOTBALL?

 

[coventryshrimper]

Has anyone actually stopped to think why gay men tend not to like football? Personally I'm quite glad that the FA are taking things a little more seriously.

I wish more gay men were to get into football, at least then my dates wouldn't lose all interest when I mention my love for SUFC.....

 

[Bielzibubz]

 

[C C Csiders]

I can't help but think that the most appropriate manager Brighton could ever of had would have to have been:

Dick Bait (sic).

 

[DTS]

So what about such classic chants of

"You dirty Northern Bastards" , "Sheep Shaggers" and "Your father is your brother". These are the staple diet of any decent away day.

DtS

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,17:02)]All the kids at my school that never liked football have grown up to be so weird.

I got cornered by a bore who obviously doesn't follow football yesterday when I was dishing out posters for our next home game on Sunday. He claimed he didn't like football and then proceeded to bore me silly for the next ten minutes with a very, very funny (read: "not") anecdote about the afternoon he met both Geoff Hurst and Gordon Banks (who were managing a Conference side back in the 70s; look over the fact for the moment that the Conference didn't exist back then) and he was mistaken for a top striker who had just joined the team. This guy looks like Ronnie Corbett ... I had to stifle laughter ... especially when he claimed he once scored five goals for Barnet when they won the "Four Divisions Championship" ...

 

[Fish]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 14 2006,14:24)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,14:14)]Does your boyfriend know your here !!!!

What a bunch of knobbers.

They don't like it up 'em.

The point is, they all DO like it up'em.

Besides, when I sing 'does your boyfriend know you're here' I'm just espousing the women's lib movement by acknowledging that there may be single women in the crowd just as much as blokes.

If their boyfriend did know they were there, they'd score brownie points (oops, bad choice of words there...).

 

[fredheim_holm]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,16:54)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,17:02)]All the kids at my school that never liked football have grown up to be so weird.

I got cornered by a bore who obviously doesn't follow football yesterday when I was dishing out posters for our next home game on Sunday. He claimed he didn't like football and then proceeded to bore me silly for the next ten minutes with a very, very funny (read: "not") anecdote about the afternoon he met both Geoff Hurst and Gordon Banks (who were managing a Conference side back in the 70s; look over the fact for the moment that the Conference didn't exist back then) and he was mistaken for a top striker who had just joined the team. This guy looks like Ronnie Corbett ... I had to stifle laughter ... especially when he claimed he once scored five goals for Barnet when they won the "Four Divisions Championship" ...

haha what was that man on about...

 

[fredheim_holm]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 14 2006,16:43)]So what about such classic chants of

"You dirty Northern Bastards" , "Sheep Shaggers" and "Your father is your brother". These are the staple diet of any decent away day.

DtS

Your father is your brother is a hilarious chant.

Can't say i've been to too many Southend away matches though, at a tender age of 16 (cue the loyal shrimpers with the strories of "when I was 16 i'd been to..."

)

 

[SUFC_Al]

Yo Fred, you may wanna sort your sigs out, the goalscorers are under the wrong team!!!