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Christmas audit

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Christmas cliché audit

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Got quite a few presents, heard Fairytale of New York on the radio in the car and have had a few mince pies brought in when I was at work, so 50%. Tree and lights going up over the weekend.

Cleaned my freezer out this morning and got the oven to do next week....they're the kind of things you blokes don't think about though! :smile:
 
OldBlueLady said:
Got quite a few presents, heard Fairytale of New York on the radio in the car and have had a few mince pies brought in when I was at work, so 50%. Tree and lights going up over the weekend.

Cleaned my freezer out this morning and got the oven to do next week....they're the kind of things you blokes don't think about though! :smile:
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Every year I organise a nice guy to come around and clean our oven for £35. Best £35 you can spend.
 
I spent last night gawping over the hundreds of amazing looking women at our Xmas do that allegedly work for my company even though I never see them anywhere in the office on the other 364 days. Either they scrub up really well or the company hires them in.
 
Pubey said:
Every year I organise a nice guy to come around and clean our oven for £35. Best £35 you can spend.
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Lol, as Cricko only put the oven in last year I'm a bit embarrassed about how dirty it is already! Why didn't I get a self cleaning one?!
 
Tree up is as far as I have got personally. Wife does all the shopping, hate mince pies. Turkey for Xmas day. I am watching a Xmas file with the kids tonight however.
 
I can't tick any of the boxes as there is no tick box for " lazy b*****d is yet to do any Christmas preparation"
 
DTS said:
Tree up is as far as I have got personally. Wife does all the shopping, hate mince pies. Turkey for Xmas day. I am watching a Xmas file with the kids tonight however.
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I love the Xmas files, especially Scully. :slurp:
 
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