Chas and Dave

[Vange Shrimper]

Found out last night that they will be performing down the Castlemayne, Basildon on the 16th May (I think). That'll be amusing to see, and I thought it was an indie/rock venue!

Anyone fancy going to it?!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Blimey, i'll be able to tell my grandkids that I once played on the same stage as Chas and Dave.

My life is know complete.

 

[BrettieAngell]

I think we should go bruv!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Blimey, i'll be able to tell my grandkids that I once played on the same stage as Chas and Dave.

My life is know complete.

:hilarious:

 

[SUFC_Al]

I think we should go bruv!

:hilarious:

we are snooker nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy!

 

[MK Shrimper]

It's a song about Shrimperzone:

You won't stop talking, why don't you give it a rest?
You've got more rabbit than Sainsburys....

I'm there!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

It's a song about Shrimperzone:

You won't stop talking, why don't you give it a rest?
You've got more rabbit than Sainsburys....

I'm there!

But not all there.....:p

 

[MK Shrimper]

But not all there.....:p

You don't have to be made to post here, but it helps.

 

[C C Csiders]

It has to be said that Ain't No Pleasing You is one of the great songs.

I assume that being in Bazzo, for one night only they will change their name to Chav and Dave?

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Beaten to the Punch on this, but......

Ain't No Pleasing You - what a song that is. And I'm not even nearly joking

 

[C C Csiders]

Beaten to the Punch on this, but......

Ain't No Pleasing You - what a song that is. And I'm not even nearly joking

C'mon you're all singing it now, ain't you?

Altogether now:

"Well I built my life around you, did what I thought was right.
But you never cared about me, now I’ve seen the light.
Oh darling, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.
I should have known it, all along.
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You only ‘ad to say the word,
And you knew I’d do it.
You ‘ad me where you wanted me,
But you went and blew it.

Now everything I ever done, was only done for you.
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do,
I’m tellin’ you.

Coz I ain’t gonna be made to look a fool no more,
You done it once too often, what do ya take me for?
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

And you seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.
I should ‘ave known it all along,
That darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You only ‘ad to say the word,
And you knew I’d do it.
You ‘ad me where you wanted me,
But you went and blew it.

Now everything I ever done, was only done for you.
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do,
I’m tellin’ you.

Coz I ain’t gonna be made to look a fool no more,
You done it once too often, what do ya take me for?
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

Now if you think I don’t mean what I say, and I’m only bluffin’.
You got another thing comin’, I’m tellin’ you that for nothin’.
Coz darlin’ I’m leavin’,
That’s what I’m gonna...do-oo-oo"

 

[MK Shrimper]

Pointless trivia fact: They played for Labi Siffre and feature on the track The Vulture, which was sampled by Eminem for "My name is...."

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

C'mon you're all singing it now, ain't you?

Altogether now:

"Well I built my life around you, did what I thought was right.
But you never cared about me, now I’ve seen the light.
Oh darling, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.
I should have known it, all along.
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You only ‘ad to say the word,
And you knew I’d do it.
You ‘ad me where you wanted me,
But you went and blew it.

Now everything I ever done, was only done for you.
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do,
I’m tellin’ you.

Coz I ain’t gonna be made to look a fool no more,
You done it once too often, what do ya take me for?
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

And you seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.
I should ‘ave known it all along,
That darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You only ‘ad to say the word,
And you knew I’d do it.
You ‘ad me where you wanted me,
But you went and blew it.

Now everything I ever done, was only done for you.
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do,
I’m tellin’ you.

Coz I ain’t gonna be made to look a fool no more,
You done it once too often, what do ya take me for?
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

Now if you think I don’t mean what I say, and I’m only bluffin’.
You got another thing comin’, I’m tellin’ you that for nothin’.
Coz darlin’ I’m leavin’,
That’s what I’m gonna...do-oo-oo"

Wiping a little tear from my eye......

 

[Up the Shrimpers]

C'mon you're all singing it now, ain't you?

Altogether now:

"Well I built my life around you, did what I thought was right.
But you never cared about me, now I’ve seen the light.
Oh darling, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.
I should have known it, all along.
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You only ‘ad to say the word,
And you knew I’d do it.
You ‘ad me where you wanted me,
But you went and blew it.

Now everything I ever done, was only done for you.
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do,
I’m tellin’ you.

Coz I ain’t gonna be made to look a fool no more,
You done it once too often, what do ya take me for?
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

And you seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.
I should ‘ave known it all along,
That darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

You only ‘ad to say the word,
And you knew I’d do it.
You ‘ad me where you wanted me,
But you went and blew it.

Now everything I ever done, was only done for you.
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do,
I’m tellin’ you.

Coz I ain’t gonna be made to look a fool no more,
You done it once too often, what do ya take me for?
Oh darlin’, there ain’t no pleasin’ you.

Now if you think I don’t mean what I say, and I’m only bluffin’.
You got another thing comin’, I’m tellin’ you that for nothin’.
Coz darlin’ I’m leavin’,
That’s what I’m gonna...do-oo-oo"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HkKGO1QvcKo

Chas and Dave were shortlisted to perform at a Family Fun day game last season but lost out to Chesney Hawkes, was a close vote though.