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Changes to the Blue belles line up.

callan

Striker
Seemed to me like we have a couple of new girls dancing at half time, also as part of there act they seemed to be giving Sammy the shrimp a good shoeing.
Now I'm not convinced this is taking the club forward at all, they looked ok at their dancing but nothing spectacular, also appeared that one or two of them offered nothing up front as the dance went on.
In short I have noticed no real improvements over last year, What has happened to the Freddy money?, surely Ron / Tilly and all cannot be happy with that performance?, I say invest and invest now in at least two extra girls
to beef them up a bit.
If we stay as we are I see a very mediocre half time in front of us, plus what happens when the Donny Dog turns up with his bone this year, Is the little blonde bird who was doing all the cartwheels serious about taking him on?
 
Seemed to me like we have a couple of new girls dancing at half time, also as part of there act they seemed to be giving Sammy the shrimp a good shoeing.
Now I'm not convinced this is taking the club forward at all, they looked ok at their dancing but nothing spectacular, also appeared that one or two of them offered nothing up front as the dance went on.
In short I have noticed no real improvements over last year, What has happened to the Freddy money?, surely Ron / Tilly and all cannot be happy with that performance?, I say invest and invest now in at least two extra girls
to beef them up a bit.
If we stay as we are I see a very mediocre half time in front of us, plus what happens when the Donny Dog turns up with his bone this year, Is the little blonde bird who was doing all the cartwheels serious about taking him on?

Absolute disgrace....You would have thought they would of signed a few in the close season. Maybe they are still trying to get someone as a forward dancer on loan. You had to feel for Sammy getting kicked in the nuts.

I did notice however, DTS dribbling during there performance and Harry put his Mac on, Hmmmmmm
 
Seemed to me like we have a couple of new girls dancing at half time, also as part of there act they seemed to be giving Sammy the shrimp a good shoeing.
Now I'm not convinced this is taking the club forward at all, they looked ok at their dancing but nothing spectacular, also appeared that one or two of them offered nothing up front as the dance went on.
In short I have noticed no real improvements over last year, What has happened to the Freddy money?, surely Ron / Tilly and all cannot be happy with that performance?, I say invest and invest now in at least two extra girls
to beef them up a bit.
If we stay as we are I see a very mediocre half time in front of us, plus what happens when the Donny Dog turns up with his bone this year, Is the little blonde bird who was doing all the cartwheels serious about taking him on?

IMO Ron should be looking to invest up front in some cases, more development in certain positions wouldn't go amiss & soon have us bouncing up the table.

For the 1st game I thought we looked nice & tight as a whole but at times we were flabby in midfield & rear.

However, no real concerns & a bit more effort will see us take a step(class) in the right direction
 
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FFS, 20 high kicks a season dancers dont grow on trees!!!!!

WTF do you lot expect, any proven dancer will not want to come here when they can dance for a bigger club.

Dancers only have short careers and you can hardly blame them for wanting to dance at the highest level.

All we can do is look at unproven dancers from Tots and the like and hope we find a gem.
 
FFS, 20 high kicks a season dancers dont grow on trees!!!!!

WTF do you lot expect, any proven dancer will not want to come here when they can dance for a bigger club.

Dancers only have short careers and you can hardly blame them for wanting to dance at the highest level.

All we can do is look at unproven dancers from Tots and the like and hope we find a gem.
Tots ????
What you think Tilly has a time machine?
Completely unambitious in my opinion, what we need is one or two high profile Lap dancers on loan until the local talent from Reflex / Storm etc can force their way into the line up.
 
Tots ????
What you think Tilly has a time machine?
Completely unambitious in my opinion, what we need is one or two high profile Lap dancers on loan until the local talent from Reflex / Storm etc can force their way into the line up.

To start signing Lap dancers on their ridiculous knicker stuffing bonuses, would unsettle the rest of the squad who as we know get paid in McDonalds/ New Look vouchers & Immac cream.

I don't want some 40 something has-been from Reflex looking to force her way into the team (& her shorts) thanks.

The way forward is for Tiily & Brush to perform 'drive by's' along the sea front every Friday/Sat night & I'm sure we'll soon pick up a bit of talent...
 
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Tots ????
What you think Tilly has a time machine?
Completely unambitious in my opinion, what we need is one or two high profile Lap dancers on loan until the local talent from Reflex / Storm etc can force their way into the line up.

Ok admittedly Im getting on a bit and am out of touch with the amateur scene but you get my drift.

I did however go to Prague on a stag weekend recently and even though I was there only a couple of nights it was clear to me there were plenty of Eastern European dancers who would no doubt jump at the chance of a move here. Why havent the club taken a chance with one or two of them !?!?
 
Ok admittedly Im getting on a bit and am out of touch with the amateur scene but you get my drift.

I did however go to Prague on a stag weekend recently and even though I was there only a couple of nights it was clear to me there were plenty of Eastern European dancers who would no doubt jump at the chance of a move here. Why havent the club taken a chance with one or two of them !?!?

Perhaps Zoltan Liptak could persuade his young lady to come over.

Knowing our luck she is probably 6 foot 8,looks like a mongolian horse & dances like Stephen Hawking plugged into the mains...

Nothing that 6 months in the Phoenix hospital won't cure however..
 
To start signing Lap dancers on their ridiculous knicker stuffing bonuses, would unsettle the rest of the squad who as we know get paid in McDonalds/ New Look vouchers & Immac cream.

Thats just it with us though isnt it...one look at at our present line up and ''Happy meal'' immediately springs to mind.
Other than the Red headed girl at the front (is she the lead dancer?), they looked sloppy and all to often exposed at the rear.
The blonde one I reffered to earlier seemed to be doing her own thing and certainly lacks discipline which will only end in disaster.
I appreciate that lap dancers cost but surely one or two younger ones still learning their trade would give the bluebelles the extra width they need.
Also would have been nice to see them dance under the new sprinkler system,
with the half time challange being a wet t-shirt competition where the competitor gets to judge who has the best Thruppneys.
 
Thats just it with us though isnt it...one look at at our present line up and ''Happy meal'' immediately springs to mind.
Other than the Red headed girl at the front (is she the lead dancer?), they looked sloppy and all to often exposed at the rear.
The blonde one I reffered to earlier seemed to be doing her own thing and certainly lacks discipline which will only end in disaster.
I appreciate that lap dancers cost but surely one or two younger ones still learning their trade would give the bluebelles the extra width they need.
Also would have been nice to see them dance under the new sprinkler system,
with the half time challange being a wet t-shirt competition where the competitor gets to judge who has the best Thruppneys.

That will certainly bring about an upsurge in ticket sales, not to say chaps nether regions as well.
 
That will certainly bring about an upsurge in ticket sales, not to say chaps nether regions as well.

This is true Harry and for a man of your age ...possibly life threatening...

Wheras I just dont have enough Blood for both of us ..(not meaning you):D
 
They spent all the Freddy money on the new team song!

LOL!

I have never been a fan of the blue belles very ****e dancing to ****e music and alot of them seem out of town. The only thing they are good for is staring at from a distance. See some up close and jesus!

NICE FROM FAR........FAR FROM NICE!
 
As long as the gorgeous and ever so adorable Amy the redhead is out there, meh. ;) :D
 

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