Come on own up who is a secret caravaner , must be someone who is a vaner !!
Im very fond of caravaner's myself as we bought our old house very cheap on the back off a misunderstanding between the owners before us and the next door neighbours ( pat and alan).
Basiclly the neighbours used to travel the country each weekend in the caravan and he was on some kind of commitee ( whatever) and after a few years they invited the previous owners of our house to join them for the weekend.
Being the friendly folk they were they agreed and off they went unbeknown to them to a full on swingers weekend .
To say that they where shocked on the friday night when Alan and pat started touching them inapproperatly was an understatement and when they realised they'd been duped into a dirty weekend away , well it went off big time and resulted in them selling up dirt cheap to get away from the dirty swines after being violated .................****ing touch eh !!
Im very fond of caravaner's myself as we bought our old house very cheap on the back off a misunderstanding between the owners before us and the next door neighbours ( pat and alan).
Basiclly the neighbours used to travel the country each weekend in the caravan and he was on some kind of commitee ( whatever) and after a few years they invited the previous owners of our house to join them for the weekend.
Being the friendly folk they were they agreed and off they went unbeknown to them to a full on swingers weekend .
To say that they where shocked on the friday night when Alan and pat started touching them inapproperatly was an understatement and when they realised they'd been duped into a dirty weekend away , well it went off big time and resulted in them selling up dirt cheap to get away from the dirty swines after being violated .................****ing touch eh !!