Caption competition

[RHB]

Floval Flyer suggested it in another thread and it seems like a good idea. Get your captions down here one and all:

 

[AndyT]

"You're laughing now. Wait until you see the contracts list!"

 

[tottenham541]

Your back still ****ed mr corr..................................no it's a lot better now I'm leaving and joining a load of crap and playing the odd 5 games a year thanks:smile:

 

[colonelnutter]

Phil thinks: "Must keep eye contact and focus on the pour never the budgie smugglers. But love between two men is not wrong, it's beautiful."

 

[Kevin Hogg]

"You let Ron order the Champagne????!! - For F**Ks Sake boss"

 

[fatgrandad]

"I really admire you wanting to do this post grad evening course in Cambridge, Baz. But are you sure you will be back down here in time for training?"

 

[Ozzer]

"Trust me Barry, it's champagne!"

 

[OldBlueLady]

Not a caption, but, seriously, look at the size of Bazza's feet! :stunned:

 

[fatgrandad]

Not a caption, but, seriously, look at the size of Bazza's feet! :stunned:

"Looking at the briefness of the briefs and the hugeness of the feet, Philip realised that the old wife's tale wasn't true"

 

[mfurok]

Floval Flyer suggested it in another thread and it seems like a good idea. Get your captions down here one and all:

Thanks for the drink but you're having a laugh - I'm off to Cambridge so I don't have to play up front on my own.

 

[onceknownasrab]

' Carls###g, probably the best way to forget what's coming next'.

 

[buffalowolf]

You first bbbc ,im having a drink with all those departing!

 

[fatgrandad]

"At least now we've got a pot to p1ss in"

 

[ol blue eyes]

If Carlsberg done Wembley finals it would be exactly like the one you just played in.....................................................

Shame it tastes like p*ss!

 

[Blues 'n twos]

I told you that tanning parlour was the dogs didn't I !

 

[Special Blue]

Look into my eyes! When you wake up your gonna think I'm Pep Gurdiola and I've got Lionel Messi signed up to assist you! SLEEP!

 

[Floval Flyer]

PBs thinking; 'Well he fell for the Brownie special deck for the strip poker, hopefully he's also too thick to have clocked the Rohypnol I just dropped into me cocktail'

 

[manor15]

PB is thinking "I can't believe Luke Prosser ruined our bromance moment by sitting next to Barry, I'll get my own back one day..."

 

[Floval Flyer]

PB; "Bazza, you remember I once told you the member out of The Corrs I fancied most was Andrea?"

"...well, I lied"

 

[Pak Power]

PB; We've got to get a trophy cabinet now !