Can Big poos hurt?

[Winkle]

My mate at work, " big al " reckons that he had a dump yesterday morning and is still feeling the after affects, especially when sitting down! He keeps moaning that he was on it massively over the weekend , only eating carbs and stuff with the odd 25 pints of your finest kronnie, and basically gave birth to a five pound richard that filled the whole pan. I reckon Even if your a tad bit constipated I find it hard to beleive that you could damage something by just having a dump . Surely your body can cope with any waste that your colon tries to throw away or am I just being unsympathetic?
Has anyone else heard of this?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Can't believe I'm discussing this really, but there's always the chance that some partially digested roughage can cause tears or fissures on the way out, so yes, it is possible.

 

[returningshrimper]

I have had a few marathon sessions, where I have walked like John Wayne for an hour or two afterwards, but your mate seems to have taken this to a new level. It must have been some dump to have that effect on him...how does he know it was 5 pounds?..did he weigh it?

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

I bet his glad he did not having something with fresh chillies in it. Now that would have been some ring sting.

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

I've had some monsters in my short time on earth.

It is true they can come to large they widen the hole causing days of pain.

 

[derek duvall]

Nothing worse than having a butt kid.

 

[J]

Too right they can, in fact a very well known member of this zone - used to like taking pictures of his big pooooos and send them to people's phones - isn't that right andy ;)

 

[BrettieAngell]

Yes they can.

 

[sufcintheprem]

When I went to the Isle of Wight festival a couple of years back, I Immodiumed up to avoid the unplesantness of pooing there. Three days of logs is quite the load but apart from feeling like I had been colonially irrigated, I was comfortable enough within half an hour or so.

 

[Winkle]

I have had a few marathon sessions, where I have walked like John Wayne for an hour or two afterwards, but your mate seems to have taken this to a new level. It must have been some dump to have that effect on him...how does he know it was 5 pounds?..did he weigh it?

I like to think he was speaking "hypertheticly" Im sure he was pulling a fast one as he wanted to shoot off home early but you never no!

 

[Yellow Army]

can end up have the sensation of reliving your passage of glass shards!!!
There's a warning to you if your planning a big one ;)

 

[Pubey]

a five-day log jam after glasto did sting a bit!

 

[sufc_tom]

I have had a few marathon sessions, where I have walked like John Wayne for an hour or two afterwards, but your mate seems to have taken this to a new level. It must have been some dump to have that effect on him...how does he know it was 5 pounds?..did he weigh it?

No he weighed himself before and after to see how much weight he lost doing it ;)

 

[returningshrimper]

No he weighed himself before and after to see how much weight he lost doing it ;)

Quite possibly, unless he has a knack of guessing the weight by the level of pain that it causes him

 

[Medway Blue]

Yes, it can hurt like a bitch. I've often had to strain like a weightlifter to squeeze out a ****. If you push too hard you can give yourself hemorrhoids. In which case you'd know cos you'd see a bit of blood when you wipe. I know from experience :(

 

[jassyfa1]

At the hospital they use the Bristol stool chart to see what type of poo the patient is doing. There are 6 types in all.

 

[Winkle]

At the hospital they use the Bristol stool chart to see what type of poo the patient is doing. There are 6 types in all.

Feck me! If I shat out a stool would seriously worried!

 

[Pubey]

At the hospital they use the Bristol stool chart to see what type of poo the patient is doing. There are 6 types in all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

 

[Winkle]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

Made me laugh...alot! I would Hate to be a type 7!

 

[Pubey]

Made me laugh...alot! I would Hate to be a type 7!

or a type 1, i think machine gunning your toilet isn't heathy... there could be some serious rebound with those nutty ones!