Benfleet A1
Hector Of The House🦐
Today saw the demise of Hector of the House. After a fun filled month he finally got caught and had his account banned and deleted. I am sure that most of you had sussed out who he was but I feel I owe an apology to the mods and owners of the board.
Hector was set up originally for a wind-up on our friend True Blue who took the bait and reacted accordingly which was fully my intention. Scott, bless him, gave me hours of fun and it was great seeing him following Hector around the board checking to see if he had posted anything against him. I fully intended to carry it on until the Port Vale game then let Scott in on it and then delete the account myself. Scott's reaction to finding out who Hector really was, was fantastic, watching him almost implode then throw the paddy
of all paddys was a great spectacle, only wish I had it on film.
That should of been it but as the account was still open and as work at the moment consists of sitting in a depot completely on my own while overseeing it's closure which isn't happening, my only outlet is coming on this site and joining in the banter and debate. Pretty sad excuse but there you have it.
Anyway, rightly or wrongly, Hector continued to post and tried to stay away from the more controversal stuff but that's where the Harry Grout came out. Stupid me, but like all master criminals, I thought I could get away with it. Well I have been nabbed. It's a fair cop gov'ner, I'll come quietly.
Firstly my thanks to a few posters who clicked very early on for not spilling the beans, you know who you are. And secondly, my sincere apologies to the mods and board owners. Rules are rules and I broke them, thanks for not banning Harry Grout as well.
Hector is now consigned to Shrimperzone history, he bids farewell and hopes he hasn't upset too many people. It was fun while it lasted but alias, nothing lasts for ever. But he would like to leave you with what he said to True Blue.
Boredom is a terrible thing. :cool:
Hector was set up originally for a wind-up on our friend True Blue who took the bait and reacted accordingly which was fully my intention. Scott, bless him, gave me hours of fun and it was great seeing him following Hector around the board checking to see if he had posted anything against him. I fully intended to carry it on until the Port Vale game then let Scott in on it and then delete the account myself. Scott's reaction to finding out who Hector really was, was fantastic, watching him almost implode then throw the paddy
of all paddys was a great spectacle, only wish I had it on film.
That should of been it but as the account was still open and as work at the moment consists of sitting in a depot completely on my own while overseeing it's closure which isn't happening, my only outlet is coming on this site and joining in the banter and debate. Pretty sad excuse but there you have it.
Anyway, rightly or wrongly, Hector continued to post and tried to stay away from the more controversal stuff but that's where the Harry Grout came out. Stupid me, but like all master criminals, I thought I could get away with it. Well I have been nabbed. It's a fair cop gov'ner, I'll come quietly.
Firstly my thanks to a few posters who clicked very early on for not spilling the beans, you know who you are. And secondly, my sincere apologies to the mods and board owners. Rules are rules and I broke them, thanks for not banning Harry Grout as well.
Hector is now consigned to Shrimperzone history, he bids farewell and hopes he hasn't upset too many people. It was fun while it lasted but alias, nothing lasts for ever. But he would like to leave you with what he said to True Blue.
Boredom is a terrible thing. :cool:
