Britains weirdest phobias

[pringlejon]

Short of being harsh. One of the funniest tv programmes over crimbo. ITV1 at the mo.

Phobias so far include.
Barns
Snow
Frogs
Knees
Dwarfs
Bananas
Large Manmade Structures In The Middle Of Nowhere
Peas
Cobwebs

 

[Dave of the Match]

Peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth. (Arachibutyrophobia)

 

[Kent Shrimper]

My mate has a phobia of frogs

 

[BrettieAngell]

My mate has a phobia of frogs

So has my sister-in-law, my bro had to deal with one in their room at silly o'clock in the morning once with his missus freaking out! :D

 

[Bluesmanager]

Fear of long words.

 

[ian_the_girth]

i have a phobia of steel / copper wire wool, makes me shivver just thinking about it.

 

[Ulysses]

I do remember there was a guy that had a phobia of string.

 

[chadded]

I'm scared of being neg repped.

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

I know someone who has a phobia of dead fish

 

[ian_the_girth]

I know someone who has a phobia of dead fish

i know him, he kept carping on about it

 

[pringlejon]

just for the halibut!

 

[MrB]

Koi blimey, we're not back in the pun plaice again are we. I hake it. Where's Cricko? Eel sort it out.

 

[MrB]

I feel so dirty......

 

[Cricko]

I will not rise to the bait...cod knows why we have to keep floundering on about fish..have we not something batter to do.

 

[adam3811]

Nothing says happy new year like a good fish pun thread!
;)

 

[ian_the_girth]

is this the codfather of all threads ?

 

[pringlejon]

Mr B, it haddock be you that would bring this to scale new heights of fish puns.
I pray to cod that we end this thread now, i'm reely sick to the gills with all this. It's not the time or plaice to hijack this thread and i demand a coderator close this thread before it gets free willy (cocky rhyming.....sorry that was carp (sp) ).
It's all a load of pollocks.
I'm floundering now.
aaaaaaaargh

 

[ian_the_girth]

this is not a red herring
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6JemkV63k

 

[Davros]

Geniophobia is a phobia of chins

 

[Southend_Lady]

I once saw a documentary on a man that had a phobia of baked beans. What a complete head case he was it was hilarious. They went through step by step therapy with him. Starting with just holding a can of Heinz beans (he was especially scared of this well known brand). Then they managed to get him to the tough stage of actually pouring them from the tin into a bowl - my favourite line of the documentary was "Oh god, some of the bean juice has just dripped on to the floor, I'm going to be sick". Great TV.