Biggest stroker

[MrB]

Simple really.

I've allowed multiple choices if you really want to vent.....

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Vernon "smug ****" Kay every time.

I'm not a violent man by nature, but he probably has the most punchable face on television. Add this to his obvious lack of talent, and I'd personally recommend him as a replacement toilet bowl cleaner, or, better still, a "bonnet mascot" for a cruise missile!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Only ones I didnt vote for are Moyles & Oliver.
Purely, as although they can be annoying self-important tw@ts, the others are all Champions League strokers!

 

[GrimmRobes]

Moyles - the only person on the planet that I wish dead. 100% prize c unt.

 

[chaco27saf]

I didn't watch much Tv while over in England, but Jamie Oliver always annoyed the hell out of me, he is the type of person that just struck me as someone who would latch onto a cause to make a name for themselves, and I hate that kind of person.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

That's a very difficult question, all of those listed are prize tw@ts.
At a push I'd say Russell Brand, though

 

[SUFC_Al]

Graham Norton enrages the beast in me every time I see his ****ing face

 

[osymandus]

You missed out Richard Darwkin !!

 

[Pubey]

You missed out Richard Darwkin !!

agreed!!!:cool:

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Well, in a poll of prize 'ampton rammers, I think we can slowly see the undeniably 'class' act of the field forging into the lead. The only shame about Westwood getting shot a few years back is that it was an air rifle, not an M-16.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Hats off Mr B. That is one of the strongest line-ups of a bunch of w**kers that I think I have ever seen. In fact, were 'stroker spotting' a sport this would be the Olympic final.

 

[Pubey]

I'm not keen on all this Tim Westwood hate... yes he is 45 or whatever and the white, middleclass son of a Vicar... but what he has done for UK rap and the representation of quality US rap in the UK is amazing. He is hugely respected in the states as although I'm not a rap fan really, I have a lot of time for a guy who has poored his life into promoting and playing something that he loves. I chatted to him once in leicester and he had driven straight up from his show in london to play a set, and then afterwards was driving straight over to birmingham to play another set before heading straight back home to london at about 6am... and he said that was a quiet friday for him! there aren't many 45yo's who could hack that kind of pace (well maybe Cricko could in his day!), but IMO westwood is a top bloke.. and pimp my ride uk was excellent too!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

You missed out Richard Darwkin !!

Who the hell is that? :confused: :confused:

 

[TrueBlue]

and Julian Clary

 

[Southend_Lady]

And Dale Winton should be added to that list. Looks like he has been tangoed and makes want to be sick in my mouth just by listening to his little fairy voice.

 

[Cricko2]

and makes want to be sick in my mouth j

I am wondering wherelse you can be sick Sam:confused:

 

[Uncle Leo]

and Julian Clary

I read somewhere that he was gay. Is it true?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I'd like to throw Keith Allen into the mix.

Surely long overdue a punishment beating.

 

[Southend_Lady]

I am wondering wherelse you can be sick Sam:confused:

Sorry I always say that I know it doesnt make any sense at all but its habit lol.

Just thought of another one, Keith Chegwin, possibly the biggest wa*ker on TV. Was scarred for life after I saw some charity thing on tv with him naked with his party sausage out for all to see. The people that were responsible for leaving me and I suspect many others - temporarily blind should have been severly reprimanded for that.

 

[Cricko2]

(well maybe Cricko could in his day!)

"In his day " I Haven't shuffled off this Mortal Coil yet !

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