Best chocolate bar in a fight?

[Mad Cyril]

A recent fathers day present related accident where a king size Toblerone fell out the fridge and landed on my daughters foot got me thinking that a chilled Toblerone would be a pretty good weapon in a fight.

Can anyone think of a chcolate bar that would make a better chib?

 

[Hazey]

A Lion Bar, as it doesn't have the smooth texture of other chocolates and is a pretty bulky weapon of choice. Plus the name, who is going a fear Curly Wurly, but a Lion Bar, run a mile.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Picnic for me ... or one of thouse giant slabs of Bourneville Dark

 

[Mad Cyril]

I would imagine a football sock filled with Cadburys Creme Eggs would also do the business.

 

[Hazey]

I would imagine a football sock filled with Cadburys Creme Eggs would also do the business.

Is that the CBBC version of the film Scum?

 

[Pubey]

Coco Electric - It's like a taser (and tastes like sh*t)

 

[pickledseal]

A snickers if they had a nut allergy!

 

[canveyshrimper]

A Kit Kat taped to a brick.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..

A Club

 

[canada shrimper]

How about jamming someone in the face with a walnut whip

 

[MK Shrimper]

A Mars Bar nailed to a cricket bat?

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

A Mars Bar nailed to a cricket bat?

I believe you are trying to turn a perfectly rational thread into a joke :thumbdown:

 

[Firestorm]

Give someone a Finger of Fudge and they will not return.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Give someone a Finger of Fudge and they will not return.

Aren't we going off topic? ;)

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Give someone a Finger of Fudge and they will not return.

No but they will go home and be able to eat their dinner as a finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat without filling them up.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I believe you are trying to turn a perfectly rational thread into a joke :thumbdown:

As if I would!

A Revel taped to a hand grenade....

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Aren't we going off topic? ;)

There's a Galaxy of pun fun to be had here i feel ;)

 

[canveyshrimper]

There's a Galaxy of pun fun to be had here i feel ;)

Dairy Milk them further?

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Asif taped to a hand grenade

Bloody good idea that mate !!!!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Dairy Milk them further?

There's a BOUNTY (:puke) of puns out there...