Best Chant you have ever heard...

[Guest]

Sung to Van Persie to the tune of Craig David - Re Re Wind.

'Van-Persie...When the girl says no - molest her'






Ha Ha, funking Quality!!  

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

Dunno who it was (because I only heard about it second hand), but whoever thought of countering the Manc's trademark shout of "UNITED!" with "STATES!!!" deserves a lot of credit.

Hope that'll be ringing around the Prem this season!!

 

[dave cusaks nose]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ Sep. 02 2005,11:05)]Sung to Van Persie to the tune of Craig David - Re Re Wind.

'Van-Persie...When the girl says no - molest her'






Ha Ha, funking Quality!!  

 

 

 

fantaaaaaaaaastic

 

[Smiffy]

Brilliant

 

[TheSouthendUnitedRunner]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ Sep. 02 2005,11:05)]Sung to Van Persie to the tune of Craig David - Re Re Wind.

'Van-Persie...When the girl says no - molest her'






Ha Ha, funking Quality!!  

 

 

 

Thats a good one. Liverpool have quite a few decent chants. Theres one about Traore to the tune of Blame it on the boogie, can't remember the words though.

 

[chalkwell blue]

Quote[/b] (BoyWonder2 @ Sep. 02 2005,12:19)]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ Sep. 02 2005,11:05)]Sung to Van Persie to the tune of Craig David - Re Re Wind.

'Van-Persie...When the girl says no - molest her'






Ha Ha, funking Quality!!  

 

 

 

Thats a good one. Liverpool have quite a few decent chants. Theres one about Traore to the tune of Blame it on the boogie, can't remember the words though.

A couple of chants that i have laughed at have been at away games, one was away to kiddminster last season sung by a very overweight man about the food prices ' i rather lose weight then 3 quid' which we all found so funny. Also same person at the pre season game away to grays, some grays fans were slagging him off about his weight he responded with im fat but were football league. lots of others to mention but cant be bothered.

 

[the leopard]

a funny that the qpr fans sing to their centre back Danny s%&ttu

Your s%&ttu and you know you are
Your s%&ttu and you know you are

 

[The General]

The Leon Cort one was always very good.

 

[TheSouthendUnitedRunner]

Quote[/b] (BoyWonder2 @ Sep. 02 2005,12:19)]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ Sep. 02 2005,11:05)]Sung to Van Persie to the tune of Craig David - Re Re Wind.

'Van-Persie...When the girl says no - molest her'






Ha Ha, funking Quality!!  

 

 

 

Thats a good one. Liverpool have quite a few decent chants. Theres one about Traore to the tune of Blame it on the boogie, can't remember the words though.

I've remembered it. To the tune of Blame it on the boogie by the Jackson 5.

Don't blame it on Biscan
Don't blame it on Hamamm
Don't blame it on Finnan
Blame it on Traore,

He just can't
He just can't
He just can't
He just can't control his feet.

Was sung by Liverpool fans the match after Traore's own goal in last season FA Cup Vs Burnley.

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Haven't heard too many original football chants since football's gone all-seater. The best I've heard in recent years have been in cricket with the barmy army.

The following, to the tune of 12 days of Christmas, is my favourite and chronicles the complete story of the Ashes tour 2002-03 (and no, I'm not going to write it out in full, nor attempt to describe the accompanying actions)

1 - a win at the SCG
2 - cheating umpires
3 - proud lions
4 - more runs
5 - haemerroids... owwww [in recognition of Matthew Hayden's]
6 - Brett Lee chucker's (no-ball!)
7 - saucy sheilas
8 - all the pies
9 - short for Warnie [Warne injured his shoulder 9 wickets short of 400]
10 - Aussie wickets
11 - fit players
12 - weeks of drinking

 

[southend4ever]

love it

 

[overseas shrimper]

Last Xmas time, Grim and I went into the away end at Canvey with the Scarborough fans (as you do) and the Sea Dog's started singing:

"Webbed feet... you've all go webbed feet".

 

[Pubey]

"couldn't score in a brothel" to rooney was pretty funny

 

[Kenny]

Quote[/b] (overseas shrimper @ Sep. 03 2005,03:52)]Last Xmas time, Grim and I went into the away end at Canvey with the Scarborough fans (as you do) and the Sea Dog's started singing:

"Webbed feet... you've all go webbed feet".

away end at Canvey in the FA Cup the other year (to the tune of the Addams Family)

Your Father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You always sh@g each other
The Canvey Families!

 

[sufcintheprem]

A couple I was told about the other day were funny but outrageously offensive for a public messageboard!

Leicester one about Matthew Harding and a Derby one about Robert Maxwell.

RIP? Not if they ever heard these!

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ Sep. 03 2005,19:54)]away end at Canvey in the FA Cup the other year (to the tune of the Addams Family)

Your Father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You always sh@g each other
The Canvey Families!

that's a classic, I heard that in the Col U LDV game two seasons ago.

You forgot the last bit though... "Der Der Der Der... INBREDS"

 

[chaco27saf]

One of my favorites is one that we were chanting over the weekend as my school (the University of Colorado) was playing one of our rivals (Colorado State University).

I said it sucks to be a CSU Ram,
I said it sucks to drive a tractor to school,
I said it sucks to be attracted to cows

 

[dave cusaks nose]

Quote[/b] (chaco27saf @ Sep. 05 2005,11:11)]One of my favorites is one that we were chanting over the weekend as my school (the University of Colorado) was playing one of our rivals (Colorado State University).

I said it sucks to be a CSU Ram,
I said it sucks to drive a tractor to school,
I said it sucks to be attracted to cows

qualitiy

 

[the leopard]

one spurs fans sing to sol Campbell to the chorus of fifty cents PIMP.

NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SOL
YOU KNOW HE TAKES IT UP THE RSOLE
WITH A BIRD YOULL NEVER EVER SEE

HES A MUVVA f%&kIN see you N T

 

[steveo]

This is old.Dunno if you can remember Spurs fans used to sing:
We'll take more care of you, Archibald, Archibald" which was to Steve Archibald and was to the tune of (I think) a British airways tv advert.
Chelsea fans at Highbury first game of the season that Archibald left for Barcelona sang:
"Your just a Spanish Jew, Archibald, Archibald"

Think about it, its quite clever really.