Best And Worst Sidekick

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[duncan bulgaria]

Gotta be Batfinks side kick ' Karate ' - absolute legend the boy , black belt an all , you wouldn't mess with him .

 

[Mad Cyril]

Best - Little Enos Burdette.

 

[seany t]

Best Sidekick - Robson

Worst Sidekick - Jerome

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Afternoon Chaps!

This thread could sink like a faecal tuber in a swimming pool, or rise majestically like 'morning stiffness'..

Best SideKick - Penfold from Dangermouse, for being small, a bit thick and voiced by Terry Scott

Worst Sidekick - That **** Howie Munson from the Fall Guy.
How the **** could anyone as cool as Colt Seavers put up with this w*****?
For a start he has **** hair and wears **** clothes and has the kind of face you want to punch over and over and over again.
In fact, I've been banned from 17 US States due to my 'aggressive and frankly baffling harassment of a fictitious character'.
I'm telling you, if he ever comes over to England...

Any thoughts?

It's hard to argue with either of your selections Tarquin, you are indeed a chap of considerable wit and discretion.

But I'll throw another couple of names into the hat:

Best sidekick: Monty, the colour guy from 'Major League' - brilliantly understated commentary. My particular favourite:

Doyle: Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We're told he matured a lot over the winter. Apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick. As you know, Monty, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches, the Eliminator and the Humilator, to complement his fastball, the Terminator.
Monty: I heard that.
Doyle: Dynamite drop-in, Monty. That broadcast school has really paid off.

Worst sidekick: Robin. What did he do? And when Alicia Silverstone turned up in the skin tight rubber pants as Batgirl, he was truly surplus to requirements.

 

[Napster]

Sideshow Bob is the best sidekick, or Tonto

worst is Jon Smith from Chips. No redeeming features whatsoever.

 

[toellandback]

Best Sidekick - Robson

Worst Sidekick - Jerome

:D That has made me smile

 

[canveyshrimper]

Best Terry McCann.

Worst Danny "Dano" Williams from Hawaii 5-0, a character so wooden you could catch death watch beetle by looking at him.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Can I have Toellandback as my sidekick? He's rubbish and obsessed with Pale Ale.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Best Terry McCann.

Best?

If you walked into my local with a squeeky voiced midget for protection you wouldn't be moaning about 'her indoors' over a VAT.

You would be outside in the carpark getting a damned good hiding.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Best?

If you walked into my local with a squeeky voiced midget for protection you wouldn't be moaning about 'her indoors' over a VAT.

You would be outside in the carpark getting a damned good hiding.

There may be some truth in that Cyril, but Terrence would have slaughtered that mug Ray Daley and his Concept Man burgundy sports jackets.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Best = Doctor Watson to Sherlock Holmes

Worst = Tony Blair to Warmonger Bush

 

[fatshrimp]

Best Morecombe or Wise (depending upon who you consider the protagonist)

Worst is Robin to Batman. He comes across as a stuffy little prig.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Best - Lord Percy to Edmund Blackadder

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Best - Mutley
Worst - Whoever's playing alongside Mkindawire

 

[toellandback]

Can I have Toellandback as my sidekick? He's rubbish and obsessed with Pale Ale.

DO we get to wear catsuits with capes?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Can I have Toellandback as my sidekick? He's rubbish and obsessed with Pale Ale.

Mr Toellandback seems to be that rare thing on this board - a supporter of a rival club who can take a joke and usually remains humble and good natured throughout.

If you are looking for a sidekick MK, who really is a 'rubbish' rival fan (ie totally self-obsessed, delusional and up his own arse), I think you may already have one.........

 

[MK Shrimper]

Best - Lord Percy to Edmund Blackadder

Surely Baldrick was the sidekick?

 

[toellandback]

Mr Toellandback seems to be that rare thing on this board - a supporter of a rival club who can take a joke and usually remains humble and good natured throughout.

If you are looking for a sidekick MK, who really is a 'rubbish' rival fan (ie totally self-obsessed, delusional and up his own arse), I think you may already have one.........

Sorry MK, i have a new love interest ;) Cheers fella

 

[MK Shrimper]

DO we get to wear catsuits with capes?

You do. I get to dress like John Steed.