Bear attack at Berne Zoo

[canveyshrimper]

Just seen this in the paper, why the **** have they shot the poor ****ing bear because some ****wit has climbed into its cage. They should have left the bear to it IMO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ent-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html

 

[Smudger]

Just seen this in the paper, why the **** have they shot the poor ****ing bear because some ****wit has climbed into its cage. They should have left the bear to it IMO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ent-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html

He was mentally handicapped. Just a sad sad story. The papers seem to be so full of them these days - what happened to good news?

 

[Mad Cyril]

why the **** have they shot the poor ****ing bear

Obviously you have never owned a pet otherwise you wouldn't ask that question. Give them an inch and they take a mile.

If I was the man with the gun in a zoo with an otherwise excellent safety record I would have an extremely itchy trigger finger.

I would be looking forward to the day I get to shoot something in the same way airline staff look forward to having a go on those inflatable slides.

You can also pick up a new bear fairly cheaply but when visitors get chewed up gate receipts fall off.

 

[southend4ever]

They should shoot the ****ing journalists for exaggering so much **** in the papers. ****ing Journo's you either love them or hate them and I ****ing hate them!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

They should shoot the ****ing journalists for exaggering so much **** in the papers. ****ing Journo's you either love them or hate them and I ****ing hate them!!!

Except Iain Mackintosh. He's like Woodward & Bernstien but in a stylish sports jacket.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Do i detect s4e is not a fan of journalists ??

 

[Cricko]

Disgusting the bloke should of just grin and Beared it.

 

[Pubey]

obviously you have never owned a pet otherwise you wouldn't ask that question. Give them an inch and they take a mile.

If i was the man with the gun in a zoo with an otherwise excellent safety record i would have an extremely itchy trigger finger.

I would be looking forward to the day i get to shoot something in the same way airline staff look forward to having a go on those inflatable slides.

You can also pick up a new bear fairly cheaply but when visitors get chewed up gate receipts fall off.

poty!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Obviously you have never owned a pet otherwise you wouldn't ask that question. Give them an inch and they take a mile.

If I was the man with the gun in a zoo with an otherwise excellent safety record I would have an extremely itchy trigger finger.

I would be looking forward to the day I get to shoot something in the same way airline staff look forward to having a go on those inflatable slides.

You can also pick up a new bear fairly cheaply but when visitors get chewed up gate receipts fall off.

MC, as a man in the know I'd appreciate your input on this, so where does one go in they wish to acquire a bear for their menagerie? Feel free to PM me if you do not wish to make your contacts public.

On a separate (and unrelated note), I'm looking to acquire a stuffed bear in attack pose as a coat stand -
(a) Does anyone know what the Berne Zoo are doing with the bear?
(b) Is the bear in good condition? Was it a single shot for a clean kill, or was the bear felled by multiple shots like an innocent Brazilian electrician in a tube station?
(c) Does anyone have the phone number or the e-mail address of the zoo?

Cheers

 

[osymandus]

Obviously you have never owned a pet otherwise you wouldn't ask that question. Give them an inch and they take a mile.

If I was the man with the gun in a zoo with an otherwise excellent safety record I would have an extremely itchy trigger finger.

I would be looking forward to the day I get to shoot something in the same way airline staff look forward to having a go on those inflatable slides.

You can also pick up a new bear fairly cheaply but when visitors get chewed up gate receipts fall off.

Naaah , pay per view bear pit fights , excpet no declawing the bears . Any one who wants to go 3 minuites with the bears and any dogs are welcome

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Any one who wants to go 3 minuites with any dogs are welcome

Been there, done that :doh:

 

[shrimperman]

Second photo down, why is there so many shoes?

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Second photo down, why is there so many shoes?

I'd imagine that people were throwing them at the bear to try to distract it. Either that, or we have a bear with an Imelda Marcos fixation

 

[Mad Cyril]

I'd imagine that people were throwing them at the bear to try to distract it.

As an occasional zoo visitor I find darts, large marbles or used spark plugs to be cheaper and more effective.

There is no way I am paying in excess of £30 for my children to be disappointed by sleeping animals.

 

[southend4ever]

Do i detect s4e is not a fan of journalists ??

They always spell my name wrong in the bloody paper!!!

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

They always spell my name wrong in the bloody paper!!!

Ooh i didn't realise we had a celeb in our ranks (unless of course you are featured heavily in the "Up In Court" section :p)

As the old song goes ...

Who are ya ?? Who are ya ?? Who are ya ??