battle of the 80s films QF1 - Breakfast Club v Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

[Napster]

Breakfast Club (Napster)

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (DS)

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
[air guitar]
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

 

[Napster]

[video=youtube;eifZlYwmDj4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eifZlYwmDj4[/video]

 

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[video=youtube;aZINZmN1_GM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZINZmN1_GM[/video]

 

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[video=youtube;N2a3nbTrO_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2a3nbTrO_c[/video]

Girl at Mall: Oh, my god!
[laughs at Freud's introduction]
Sigmund Freud: You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
Girl at Mall: You are such a geek!
[walks off with her friend]
Billy the Kid: Way to go, egghead!
Socrates: GEEK!
[laughs]
Sigmund Freud: What is a geek?

 

[Napster]

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire Standish: ...a princess...
John Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

 

[Napster]

[video=youtube;Sv1I4q6lOpo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1I4q6lOpo&feature=related[/video]

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Bill: As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.

 

[Napster]

Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds: No.
Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
Deacon: He was a dick.

 

[Napster]

[video=youtube;G8vqlhi3QQw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8vqlhi3QQw&feature=related[/video]

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

[upon meeting the "royal ugly dudes"]
Bill: I am the Earl of Preston.
Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted.

 

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[Jedi Shrimper]

[video=youtube;1DsFMJQHbMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsFMJQHbMs[/video]

 

[Napster]

John Bender: Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean.
Claire Standish: SHUT UP.
John Bender: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your ****ing prom.

 

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Claire Standish: What's your name?
John Bender: What's yours?
Claire Standish: Claire.
John Bender: Claire?
Claire Standish: Claire. It's a family name.
John Bender: Oh, it's a fat girl's name.
Claire Standish: Oh, thank you.
John Bender: You're welcome.
Claire Standish: I'm not fat.
John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

[video=youtube;agaHP0eQHmU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agaHP0eQHmU[/video]

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and...[looks at his pocket watch] seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today....

Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!

 

[Napster]

sadly, Bill and Ted wins.