Barbie

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[McNasty]

Maybe they'll bring out a fat version of Ken, with a combover.

I'm here already mate.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I've heard they're going to bring out a special anniversary edition of Barbie, to celebrate her 50th birthday.

I'm not sure how appealing a kids doll with big droopy knockers that sag like a bag of nails, massive cankles, blotchy, veiny legs, a fat dimpled arse and a shrivelled bumhole-mouth will be though..

Maybe they'll bring out a fat version of Ken, with a combover.

Ken's long gone Colonel. He saw that Barbs was on her last legs and shacked up with a Hanna Montana doll. The rascal. Barbie now comes packaged with an 89 year old millionaire in a bath chair (complete with working IVs) or an abusive Hispanic guy called Juan with a stained singlet and a huge stash of meth.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I've heard they're going to bring out a special anniversary edition of Barbie, to celebrate her 50th birthday.

I'm not sure how appealing a kids doll with big droopy knockers that sag like a bag of nails, massive cankles, blotchy, veiny legs, a fat dimpled arse and a shrivelled bumhole-mouth will be though..

Maybe they'll bring out a fat version of Ken, with a combover.

Something like this you mean??

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Remember when she was a young wee slip of a lass!!!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I've heard they're going to bring out a special anniversary edition of Barbie, to celebrate her 50th birthday.

I'm not sure how appealing a kids doll with big droopy knockers that sag like a bag of nails, massive cankles, blotchy, veiny legs, a fat dimpled arse and a shrivelled bumhole-mouth will be though..

Maybe they'll bring out a fat version of Ken, with a combover.

That isn't the one with tattoos is it?

 

[Bluesmanager]

OY! I'm not 50, or female for that matter.