Are tit w@nks w@nk or what?

[DTS]

Ben and I from work went for a beer earlier this week. Anyway we got on the subject of tit w@anks for some reason. I dont know why.

Anyway Ben is a big fan of them and think they are top notch. Now for my mind there is not a long of fun in hwacking your pork sword between a birds charlies and bashing it about a bit.

I accept that it looks ok in the films but the reality is far different.

What are your thoughts on this hot potato.

DtS

 

[SUFC_Al]

They can be the tits :p

 

[Pubey]

completely overrated and for porn only IMO... so many porn moves are just for the camera. tit ****s are crap!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

They can be the tits :p

:p That was poor, Al.....


In response to the original question, I agree with you there DtS, they're overrated.

 

[SUFC_Al]

:p That was poor, Al.....


In response to the original question, I agree with you there DtS, they're overrated.

i know I'm sorry Ben...it's early :minger:

 

[chadded]

There's no way anyone could say a tit **** from say, Lucy Pinder ( hands off though yea lads, shes mine) would be crap. ( continues drooling)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

There's no way anyone could say a tit **** from say, Lucy Pinder ( hands off though yea lads, shes mine) would be crap. ( continues drooling)

Or that it'd last very long :D

 

[Cricko2]

Not my cup of tea rearly ..I think it's the fact I have to stand so far back without piercing her throat .

Yours Sincerely.

*Anaconda*

 

[South Bank Hank]

There's no way anyone could say a tit **** from say, Lucy Pinder ( hands off though yea lads, shes mine) would be crap. ( continues drooling)

I think DTS' point is that, while it wouldn't be crap exactly, there are probably far more imaginative (and productive) things you could be doing with her instead.

 

[Cricko2]

I think DTS' point is that, while it wouldn't be crap exactly, there are probably far more imaginative (and productive) things you could be doing with her instead.

Chadded after 15 pints of Cider would be incapable of raising a Smile.

 

[shooter mcgavin]

Sorry Dave, have to disgree with you on this one. As a boob afficionado, little is better than playing with a couple of funbags either side of your chap.

 

[SUFCEssex]

Sorry Dave, have to disgree with you on this one. As a boob afficionado, little is better than playing with a couple of funbags either side of your chap.

you've got the perfect username for this activity as well.

 

[leeblue]

so many other places to put the hooded warrior.

 

[chadded]

Chadded after 1.5 pints of Cider would be incapable of raising a Smile.

You missed the decimal point. Makes a big difference. ;)

 

[chadded]

I think DTS' point is that, while it wouldn't be crap exactly, there are probably far more imaginative (and productive) things you could be doing with her instead.

Something to do when the painters are in though

 

[Einstein]

Something to do when the painters are in though

Surely you should have voted for the 4th option? You'd be lucky to even find someone.

 

[Cricko2]

Surely you should have voted for the 4th option? You'd be lucky to even find someone.

Living in Col***** he finds Tits two a plenty.

 

[Winkle]

I am partial to the odd TIT W@*K But I thinks it comes down to logistics, cup size and positioning. I dont think I would enjoy it if my partner was , how do you say it * boobingly challenged* as the momentum wouldnt be enough to do the dirty deed, however in hindsight maybe I am just a dirty old pervert out for what he can get!

 

[McNasty]

A friend of mine says "it's too much like hard work" :)():)

 

[Greenelk]

Now, I will admit to enjoying a good tit w@nk occiasionally, it's something different every now and then, but I remember reading a book on sexual pracatices, which had a few acts in it that I just couldn't understand... and sure enough, one quick google later, there is a website regarding one of them... as I'm at work, I cannot comment on the content, but I would think the url should warn people enough...http://www.armpitsex.com

So has anyone tried it? (and no, I haven't made this up, it's a real website according to google)

And I've just noticed, it's got a name - AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex