Another joke.. (Contains sexual content)

[sufcalways]

Paddy & Jimmy need a drink. They pool their money but only have 50p . Paddy takes the cash in the butchers and buys a sausage. They go into a bar, order 2 pints and down them. Before the barman asks for the cash Paddy puts the sausage between his flies and Jimmy sucks it! The barman throws them out. They carry on doing this. In the 10th pub Jimmy says 'I can't do this anymore my knees are killing me. Paddy replies, neither can I, I lost the sausage in the 2nd pub!!

:D

 

[Ulysses]

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are getting on'

 

[Ulysses]

Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say 'Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!'

Paddy says 'What’s his name?'

Mick replies 'Miles from London !'