Andrew Murray

[Smudger]

Having read this ********'s comments about supporting "whoever Engalnd are playing against" during the World Cup and his plans to wear a Paraguay shirt when watching our opening game I will say now that I will be taking his lead and supporting whoever he plays against at Wimbledon. Besides talking like "Kevin the Teenager" in interviews, he comes across as an arrogant little tool, with no foresight for the fact that our whole country will be blindly supporting him for the next few weeks, some travelling hundreds of miles to do so. For me, he ranks alongside Geri Halliwell in terms of irritation and let's face it, that's harsh.

 

[DTS]

I have developed a massive hatred for all things Scottish over the last few months due to the following things

* Mouthy Scots I met at the world cup
* Attacks on English fans in Scotland
* GMTV showing T&T shirts as top selling item in Scots shops.
* Andrew "The ****" Murray
* That Shabaz thing from Big Brother
* All the crap texts they flood radio station with about hating   England

I think they are now my joint most hated country along with Wales & Australia.  

 

 

[General Easterly]

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[hexagon_sun]

Murray is a despicable little helmet - I will delight in his inevitable early exit from Wimbledon, irrespective of who knocks him out.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Spot on, well done, excellent post.
Hopefully all the menopausal bints who go to Wimbledon won't still idolise him like they did last year.
He made a t1t of himself on Soccer AM earlier this year & deserves the backlash he's about to get.
Jumped up poncy little oik.

I wish to point out I just have the misfortune to live here, don't lump me in with any Scottish hatred of England - in fact I had to defend myself yesterday against my idiots of neighbours who thought it would be fun to go & buy an Ecuador flag despite having no clue geographically where it was in the world.

 

[SARF]

I would want him to lose even if he had an England tattoo.. I have always wanted Henman to lose as well.. Both a pair of jumped up p%&*ks.. Federer is the top boy at wimbledon at the moment..

 

[Mad Cyril]

Quote[/b] (SARF @ June 26 2006,14:22)]I would want him to lose even if he had an England tattoo..  I have always wanted Henman to lose as well..  Both a pair of jumped up p%&*ks..  Federer is the top boy at wimbledon at the moment..

I used to hate Henman.

Then someone told me he was a part time smoker and I actually quite like him now. I can just see him warming up on the practice courts with a Benny Henny hanging out of his mouth.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

CAPTION COMPETITION

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Hmm... a bit too much Jock Bashing here! My in-laws have planted red & white flowers in their garden borders in protest at Jack McConnell's rather narrow-minded comments pre-World Cup.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ June 26 2006,16:27)]Hmm... a bit too much Jock Bashing here!  My in-laws have planted red & white flowers in their garden borders in protest at Jack McConnell's rather narrow-minded comments pre-World Cup.

I like that, that's a response that's too subtle for your average ABE Scottish person to pick up on.

I would love to be able to hire one of those building projection units & beam a huge St George's Cross on to my neighbours wall though.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 26 2006,16:27)]CAPTION COMPETITION

Murray: I'm an arrogant, jumped up jock who'll get knocked out of Wimbledon the first time i face anyone who provides any sort of real competition.

Or...

Murray: You What!?! What you mean i can't watch the Scotland World Cup Highlights?

 

[dave cusaks nose]

Andrew Murrys saying

ooh holly sh!t it looks like its coming down in those houses...

 

[shrimper4life]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ June 26 2006,13:55)]* That Shabaz thing from Big Brother

Also that annoying tranny from big brother who was also from scotland.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 26 2006,16:27)]CAPTION COMPETITION

"Robinson's Bloody WHAT?! Bring back Ma Tennents, or ye'll get this racket doon your throat!"

 

[Mad Cyril]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 26 2006,16:27)]CAPTION COMPETITION

Has anyone seen Well 'ard?

 

[Davros]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 26 2006,16:27)]CAPTION COMPETITION

WHAAATTTT??? I AINT DONE SUMMIN, OR NOTHIN OR WHATEVVVAAAAA!!!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 26 2006,16:27)]CAPTION COMPETITION

Murray: "I'd heard the Invisible Man was big, but not THAT big! Mmmmmm!!!!"

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

"Sutheend und Oriunt? Nae ah dinnae ken ye."

 

[Bluesmanager]

Johnny, can you translate that for those of us who don't understand Scottish?

as for mine:

John Mackenroe(?): And Andy Murray's trying out his impression of me again...

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Resist renaming Henman's Hill at this year's Wimbledon.  The Great British hope, Andy Murray, has nailed his colours to the mast and would rather that English tennis fans refrained from painting their faces, waving flags and shouting 'Come on Andy' between each service. He has recommended that we should lend our feverish support to anyone who is not Andy Murray:

Teen Tennis ace Andy Murray takes a straightforward stance on the matter. He said: "I'll be supporting whoever is playing against England. I am a typical Scot."

As a typical Englishman, I look forward to pelting him with strawberries and sowing a bag of frozen prawns into the lining of his sofa. Wearing a Paraguay shirt."