EastStandBlue
Life President
To whom it may concern,
Hi. You don't know me, but I'm just your ordinary football fan. I'm writing this letter concerning your home match versus Birmingham City and, particularly, the actions of one David N'Gog.
I was enticed, or should I use the footballing term "induced", by Ladbrokes placing the odds of 10/1 on Birmingham to win aforementioned game, mainly down to your incredibly poor form in the absence of Steven Gerrard. No offence, but it's been quite terrible. A loss against United and I doubt that guy with the goatee would still have a job.
In the 70th minute of the game, with you losing 2-1 and completely devoid of ideas, I was all set for a windfall of around £100. Imagine my horror and disgust when David N'Gog (Now, just for my own interest... Is it pronounced N'gogg or N'go? Has he thought about a potential sponsorship deal with that Insurance giant InsureandGo? I can see it now David "Insure" N'Go... Anyway, I digress...) took a tumble in the box to earn the side a penalty, that Gerrard subsequently scored, to rob me of £100. These are not my opinions, these are facts.
Now. I'm not an unreasonable man, I won't be filing some ludicrous multi-million pound lawsuit to reclaim what's rightfully mine... If you could just repay me the Tenner I stuck on Birmingham that you robbed from me last night, It's be much appreciated. I understand times are tough at the moment, if you can't afford the financial reimbursement, then I'm prepare to accept the following as full or part payment:
I look forward to your response,
ESB.
Hi. You don't know me, but I'm just your ordinary football fan. I'm writing this letter concerning your home match versus Birmingham City and, particularly, the actions of one David N'Gog.
I was enticed, or should I use the footballing term "induced", by Ladbrokes placing the odds of 10/1 on Birmingham to win aforementioned game, mainly down to your incredibly poor form in the absence of Steven Gerrard. No offence, but it's been quite terrible. A loss against United and I doubt that guy with the goatee would still have a job.
In the 70th minute of the game, with you losing 2-1 and completely devoid of ideas, I was all set for a windfall of around £100. Imagine my horror and disgust when David N'Gog (Now, just for my own interest... Is it pronounced N'gogg or N'go? Has he thought about a potential sponsorship deal with that Insurance giant InsureandGo? I can see it now David "Insure" N'Go... Anyway, I digress...) took a tumble in the box to earn the side a penalty, that Gerrard subsequently scored, to rob me of £100. These are not my opinions, these are facts.
Now. I'm not an unreasonable man, I won't be filing some ludicrous multi-million pound lawsuit to reclaim what's rightfully mine... If you could just repay me the Tenner I stuck on Birmingham that you robbed from me last night, It's be much appreciated. I understand times are tough at the moment, if you can't afford the financial reimbursement, then I'm prepare to accept the following as full or part payment:
- 2 Liverpool shirts, signed by Steven Gerrard.
- An Igor Biscan poster.
- The Champions League trophy of "We won it 5 times" Fame.
- Lucas Leiva.
I look forward to your response,
ESB.
